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Thirty-ish Things You Probably Already Know About Irene but Should Read Anyway
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- I BLEED PURPLE AND GOLD.- Andrew bynum is the chocolate to my truffle, and jordan farmar is the vanilla to my sundae..- I ABSOLUTELY LOVE STEPHEN CURRYYYY!.- Im on a quest to find the bitch that stole my bio book..- Chris brown is MINE, biches..- I enjoy taking the mall by storm once in a while (:.- Ive broken procrastination down to an art form..- I seriously need to stop losing my stuff..- I have a morbidly obese math teacher who is currently taking up a small percentage of your oxygen and physically takes up half the classroom..- Sorry, i was a little mean on that one. im just bitter about my fucking F..- My alter ego is a mad bitch named ireshia. i strongly suggest you dont mess with her..- Sarcasm is sexy..- I say like, like way to often..- I dont "count carbs"..- Im one horny girl..- Currently seeking a paternity test btwn chris brown and stephen curry..- Humor can hit you a home run.- I talk to myself in times of boredom..- Im weird; i fuckin' love it..- I look forward to mr. freeman's extra credit sessions every friday. henry's are the best!.- I edit my profile like every other day..- I have a very short attention span.- And even WORSE memory..- I like everything from gangsta' rap to slow jamz..- I watch daytime self-help talk shows. oprah's my homegirl!.- Oprah and obama would make one hot couple (jk, stedman!).- Hotsauce = my favorite and1 streetballa..- KOBE = the illest ever..- I have an apetite for athletes (as if you havent noticed already)..- Me encantan mis perros..- Im nocturnal..- My aim is IREEENIEEE.