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chris

bloody as a kotex, snappin' mutha fuckas necks

About Me

cars, golf, and rock n' roll.


My Interests

tattoos, working on cars, listening to music, making music, art, making art, video games, bettie page, hiking, skating, snowboarding, golfing, hanging out...

I'd like to meet:

Nick Blinko, David Thrussell and King Diamond. As far as myspace goes, people who can have a good time. No racists or elitists, and i dont accept requests from bands.

Music:

Skinny Puppy and Soilent Green.

Movies:

Time Bandits, Bullitt, Harry and the Hendersons, The Great Outdoors, Suburbia, Cannibal the Musical, Vanishing Point, Jeremiah Johnson, Kill Bill 1&2, Spinal Tap, Evil Dead, Fast Times, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, old movies of all sorts, and some more.

Television:

Futurama, South Park, The Andy Griffith Show, ATHF, Wildboyz, almost anything on the history channel.

Books:

I like to read em'.

Heroes:

Chuck Schuldiner, Robert Redford, Trey Parker.

My Blog

job schmob

i hate looking for a winter job. im gonna turn in a resume at ranch records, hopefully that works out. i need to find a course that'll keep me full time so i dont have to go through this every year......
Posted by chris on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 04:31:00 PST

BENDover

i cant wait to get this school shit started and over with. bend sucks... its like a shit oasis in the middle of the fucking desert mostly populated by hippies and californias rich yuppie rejects....
Posted by chris on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 02:30:00 PST

A.C. 07

Anal cunt fucking killed on tuesday. the other bands were pretty good too. here are a couple pics. ...
Posted by chris on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 03:51:00 PST

crush kill destroy

im moving back over the mountain for a couple of years. im planning on taking the automotive tech program at cocc in bend. i want a real job... ill be haning out on both sides of the mountain, but peo...
Posted by chris on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 01:57:00 PST

spiritual healing!

i just purchased the most expensive cd ill buy. anybody wanna buy my jeep?
Posted by chris on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 01:45:00 PST

R.I.P. Matt B. Warner

http://obits.oregonlive.com/Oregon/DeathNotices.asp?Page=Lif eStory&PersonID=20011202
Posted by chris on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 02:59:00 PST

R.I.P. Austin J. French

this is fucked up... http://www.oregonlive.com/search/index.ssf?/base/metro_east_ news/1162608965182260.xml?oregonian?en&coll=7
Posted by chris on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 01:41:00 PST

myspace is like a british automobile...

slow and unreliable. its getting worse every time i sign on!
Posted by chris on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 05:00:00 PST

whetto

im slowly learning spanish from my mexican co-workers. its pretty fuckin' cool.
Posted by chris on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 04:14:00 PST

con queso

i hate the fucking bars on the mountain. bunch of fucking idiots. but i found a job doing grounds maintenance at the golf course up here. next step is to get the jeep or the comet on the road. then i ...
Posted by chris on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 12:27:00 PST