joke harharhar |
JIM AND EDNA
"Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,
doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have."
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day...
Posted by tesa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
for atheist out there!!! christians can read also (good joke) |
An atheist was walking through the woods. "What
majestic trees!
What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he
said to himself. All of a sudden he heard bushes
rustle behind him.
Then...
Posted by tesa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
the LORD's baseball game |
THE LORD'S BASEBALL GAME
Freddy and the Lord stood by to observe a baseball game. The Lord's team was playing Satan's team.
The Lord's team was at bat, the score was tied zero to zero, and it wa...
Posted by tesa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Larry King's interview with GOD bout the tsunami |
Larry King:
So, how are things?
God:
Good, all things considered& I am excited about the new season of The Bachelor ... Did you see the season premiere last night?
Larry:
No& I only wat...
Posted by tesa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
joke (fill it up) |
A little girl went up to her mother one day while holding her stomach saying, "Mommy, my stomach hurts." Her mother replied, "That's because it's empty, you have to put something into it!"
Later t...
Posted by tesa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
joke (where is GOD?) |
there was one little boy that was quite a trouble maker at a Private Christian Public School. One day he frustrated the teacher so far that he was sent to the Dean's Office.
Once getting there he ...
Posted by tesa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
need a partner in life? |
author:unknown
Years ago, I asked God to give me a spouse, "You don't own because you didn't ask" God said. Not only I asked for a spouse but also explained what kind of spouse I wanted. I want a
...
Posted by tesa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
deep songs of worship... |
www.jasonupton.com
you can play his songs through his sitesa hope u can check it out it's really worth it.tell me bout it after u have heard it. im looking forward to ur comments
here's a list of ...
Posted by tesa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Give me one reason to doubt that He is MEssiah |
Give Me One Reason (w/m Jason Upton)
I lived my life for a while,
Asking for signs to believe in
God played defense in my trial,
Quietly hanging there bleeding
While I cast lots for his r...
Posted by tesa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Just Like YOU!!! |
Just Like You (Recorded live at NLCF, Chesapeake, Virginia)
w/m Jason Upton
I tried to walk on the water and found myself under the sea
So with water up my nose I felt your hand come close to...
Posted by tesa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
