..::RON BROWNZ PERFORMING "POP CHAMPAGNE", "GIMME 20 DOLLARS", AND MORE!::..
..::MEET & GREET ON THE STAGE!::..
..::AND HE WILL BE BRINGING A SURPRISE CELEBRITY GUEST!::..
PRINT OUT THE PASS ABOVE AND HAND IT TO THE CRASHIER TO GET $5 OFF ADMISSION!
-WHERE: The Crazy Donkey, 1058 Route 110 in Farmingdale, NY
-WHAT: Teen Night (Ages 14-17)
-WHY: WHY NOTT?
There will be…
FREE BBQ'd food, & FREE DRINKS.
MC by Brian Corsini AKA Quack Quack from the show Growing Up Gotti
if you have any questions, call/txt: 631.813.0272, or on Facebook.com/ALEXBringsThePARTY
MORE INFO ON FACEBOOK INVITE: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=291536230426
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AYO, it's Alex aka alextr!c, as all you smartie pants might have guessed from the big "Alextr!c" above my profile picture. You guys can't be fooled can ya? A little bit about me, if you don't know, and care to read. I represent John Glenn, of elwood. And no, our major crop is not wood. When i don't know you, at first i'm the shyest gangster you'll ever meet. But stick around, and your in for a narly ride. I make all my moves based on vibes[except in the clubs]; mixed signals are a no. I like pineapple, mushroom, olive pizza, and I put olives on everything, including your mom. Everybody thinks I wash my hands after going to the bathroom. Which is... sometimes true, but I like to switch it up and be mysterious like that. I can seriously kick your ass (except for jodi) at any super mario bros game. Including, but not limited to: Super smash bros, Mario Kart, Mario Golf, and Mario Party. I like to dance when no one's watching...and when every is watching. I'm the king of Icy Tower. No YOU'RE a nerd.
One day I'm going to own a mansion, with a rollercoaster that starts inside and goes through all the rooms and the backyard so walking will be optional in my house. I'm going to have my own chinese chef who goes out and gets me orange chicken from Panda Express,
but pretends that he made it when guests come over, so they'll be like "Wow, tastes just like Panda Express" and I'll be like "Yeah, you wish you had your own chinese chef don'tcha?" and then I'll glance over and wink at him and we'll exchange a silent giggle because only we know the truth.
ADD THIS HOTSHITTT;;!!#$%!!#%@#%@$^#$&@@!
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Whore code^^
I once got a fortune cookie and the fortune was this:
"Believe in yourself and you will succeed"
Which made me
think hard... about why the hell self-help book authors are
now writing fortunes in my freakin' cookie. I then yelled at the cashier for giving me a faulty fortune cookie. I said
"this ain't no goddamn fortune", because I'm no fool, and I don't think he'll ever try to pull a fast one on me again.
Fa shazz, I get rave reviews:
"Alex is so cool, I want to put him in my cereal and eat him"
-Mario and Luigi
"We are currently trying to clone a population of Alex because
he's so great"
-The aliens from planet Xubon
"Alex is amazing at everything. Especially wrestling. naw mean?"
-your mom
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