PeneloPIG |
So, I went and saw CHRISTINA RICCI'S new movie, PENELOPE at teh ArLight on Sunday. I felt like it would be the perfect Sunday afternoon getaway, and my new favorite crush JAMES MACAVOY...
Posted by Patrick* on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:14:00 PST |
Blogging Horny |
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Funny thing happened on the way to Myspace today... I realized that there is a huge similarity between shopping at the grocery store when you're HUNGRY, and surfing Mysapce when you're HORNY.&n...
Posted by Patrick* on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 06:48:00 PST |
Barbarella Psychadella |
Greetings Earth Beings,If you were as cool as I was, then you most assuredly made it to the Barbarella screening at the ArcLight last night. Another installment for their "Woman Behaving Badly" serie...
Posted by Patrick* on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 05:45:00 PST |
PLUCKED |
What is "plucked," you might say? Plucked is just as it sounds. If you have had every feather snatched from your body, 1 by 1, until there is none... you begin to understand the meaning of plucked. ...
Posted by Patrick* on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 11:22:00 PST |
Diary of a Fat Kid - Sprinkles Part 2 |
(Arms outstreched and palms clenching towards the heavens. Head tilted back in full scream)
MUTHAFUCKER COCKSUCKER BRICK-A-BRACK!!!
Dear Employees: We experienced an overwhelming response...
Posted by Patrick* on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 02:03:00 PST |
Diary of a Fat Kid - Sprinkles |
For those of you who are fat, have been fat, want to be fat, or are skinny, you will enjoy this moment in my life. I'm sitting here at my desk at work, minding my own business... checking my va...
Posted by Patrick* on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:40:00 PST |
Grind House |
I thought the movie was great. I had a chance to see it opening wekeend at Graumans Theater in Hollywood. I have to say that I liked Robert Rodriguez's movie, better than Quentin's. More ac tion, a...
Posted by Patrick* on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:54:00 PST |
It's About Time |
Hello Everybody,It's been a while since my last blog (years), so I thought I would just put some letters together. Much is going on with yours truly. I'm living alone again, I'm working my dream gig...
Posted by Patrick* on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:52:00 PST |
New York |
I so excited about going to New York again, I could just spit. Ptuui!
Posted by Patrick* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
