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*.*.*.*.*.*.my name is jennifer joyce girard, my birthday is december 28th and now that u know that u better get me a present!!! i love being crazy, loud and obnoxious and i laugh louder than anyone you will ever meet. i love to say all the things that people aren't suppose to say and i love it when people look at me like i'm nuts. i live for that look!! i could live off taco johns potatoe ole's, and i once ate a whole jar of pickles in less than an hour. my friends mean the world to me and i would run into oncoming traffic if it would save their life. some maysay my honesty is way to brutal but i think it's my best asset(besides my huge boobs!!). i never let liars be a part of my life because quite frankly they are a waste of my time and everyone elses. i love tatoos and motorcycles and watching guys with huge muscles beat eachother up. i also love puppies, kitties, horses, and cows(but only tan colored cows, black and white ones are ugly). i also tend to pinch peoples butts and nipples all the time...so u better watch out!!! and anything having to do with farting and poop cracks me up!!*****

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i'd like to meet the person who invented cheesecake, i love that shit!!! and i would like to meet all the people that i have been in all my former lives, i bet i was pretty cool. i would love to meet jenna jameson!!! she's my hero! read her book...it's awesome! and carmen electra...if i could look like anyone i would want it to be her. and i would love to ask her how dave was in bed!!! hahahaha!

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My Blog

i know that’s it my fault, but i wanna make it better...

Oh I had alot to sayWas thinking on my time awayI missed you and things weren't the same'Cause everything inside it never comes out rightAnd when I see you cry it makes me wanna die.I'm sorry I'm bad,...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 16:38:00 GMT

A STEP INSIDE

YEP THAT WAS ABOUT IT...JUST A STEP INSIDE.  THAT'S WAS ALL IT TOOK AND I REALIZED SOMETHING THAT LOW AND BEHOLD WAS THERE ALL ALONG.  IT'S FUNNY, YOU THINK YOU HAVE THINGS FIGURED OUT AND Y...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 13:42:00 GMT

IT’S FOR YOU, BUT YOU DON’T KNOW WHO YOU ARE...

NO ONE BY: ALICIA KEYS   I just want you closeWhere you can stay foreverYou can be sureThat it will only get betterYou and me togetherThrough the days and nightsI don't worry 'cuzEverything's goi...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 10:34:00 GMT

HELLO MOTHER

A baby asked God, 'They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow,but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?'God said,'Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of yo...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 06:46:00 GMT

Out With The Old...In With The New!

OOOH...I'M NERVOUS.  MOVING ON IS A VERY SCAREY THING.  YOU GET COMFORTABLE IN A SITUATION AND THEN RIGHT WHEN YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE SET IN STONE EVERYTHING CHANGES.  MAYBE IT WAS RIGH...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:11:00 GMT

TEMPTATION

temptation is always going to be there.  every single day, it lingers around and haunts people.  some people have the strength to fight it off, others are weak and give into it.  some f...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 14:00:00 GMT

THIS IS ON HERE FOR YOU PETE, I MISS YOU AND I LOVE YOU.

He was born in the summer of his 27th yearComin' home to a place he'd never been beforeHe left yesterday behind him, you might say he was born againYou might say he found a key for every doorWhen he f...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 16:21:00 GMT

WHEN YOU'RE GONE

baby when you're gone(written by bryan adams and eliot kennedy)i've been wandering around the house all nightwondering what the hell to doi'm trying to concentrate but all i can think of is youwell th...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:48:00 GMT

let them know that you love them...

if you think about a friend that you havent talked to in awhile, call them. let them know that you are thinking about them. let them know that they are important and that they matter to you. because y...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 17:27:00 GMT

he told me that i have them too!

Her hair is Harlow gold, her lips a sweet surprise Her hands are never cold, she's got Bette Davis eyesShe'll turn her music on you, you won't have to think twiceShe's pure as New York snow, she's got...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 08:05:00 GMT