Exactly who is "Dancin'" Al Moriarty? To many, he is a mystery wrapped in an enigma, tied up with a bow of intrigue....and then delivered by a postman of suspense.
To others (in fact most), he's nobody in particular.
Al trained for four years at the Bill Cosby School of Dance where he mastered the art of making an eejit of himself in public and earned his PhD in Gobshitery.
Tragically, Al lost his umbilical cord at birth but this terrible affliction hasn't stopped him living a full and happy life.
His hobbies include walks in the park (mainly car parks), entering children's colouring competitions, randomly reporting people's FaceSpace photos as being inappropriate and walks in the park.