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The King Of Kings!

Its not who i am, but what i do that defines me!

About Me

I am a man i have two arms and two legs and at this moment in time two testicles but that could be subject to change you just never know.I like many people in the world enjoy food and masterbation but not together never ever together my favourite food is the hot variety i am also shit at football but play weekly as i feel a small dose of Embarrassment keeps the soul pure
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My Interests

Drink football and the ladies Definitely not boys and definitely not the devils own spawn that is the hybrid lady boy thats not cool and i spit in the face of people who dont want to be cool
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I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet David Hasslehoff he is an icon and a role model to millions of young straight men who want to grow up drive K.I.T.T and fuck young sluts. Mr Hasslehoff you truly are a king amongst men all hail david hasslehoff!!

Music:

Anything by The HOFF and Chico a duet would be the stuff dreams are made of!

Movies:

Dawn of the dead, me,myself and irene and dumb and dumber anything funny or with Zombies those undead bastards still scare the bijeezes out of me

Television:

LOST,Smallville and the worlds sickest show Southpark those crazy godam uncle fucking canadians gotta love them

Books:

autobiographys mostly sports ones but i did read Jordans and i must say it really was SHITE!!

Heroes:

HE-MAN,Superman,Liono and to a lesser extent Batman because he doesnt really have any powers and of course the A-TEAM

My Blog

A drunk friend (hes single)

When the male gibby gets drunk he acts like a chicken to attract a matePosted By:wullieGet this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by The King Of Kings! on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 12:16:00 PST

Drinking In Ayr

Drinking in ayr is not the same as drinking in hamilton, i simply licked the bouncers head and this was seen by him as a reason to remove me from the establishmentafter reflecting on the situation i h...
Posted by The King Of Kings! on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 02:30:00 PST