Consortium

Spacial awareness is commonly misconfigured in postpubescents like myself. Being found folded into a pringles tin by Badger was the first point of realisation for my plight. After being licked clean we small talked about the Domen and the Intricacies of the scrotum. The latter becoming inspiration for a new quest into 30hz sound rendering and twinings skinny dipping. Armed with banana Hammocks our journey started in cubase next to the erotica folder and perpendicular to my virginity. With diplomatic sensitivity and all out Afro-Caribbean female attitude, consortium collaborated (means worked together) on their first track. Which was shit. Then their second track. A pattern emerged, not including Phi but in the stubble left from extending the shaft of Badger's wang. Together they eventually finished a remix for Keith Chegwin entitled "I have an acorn penis" (Consortium resuck) Though the work was commissioned at the dawn of time Dornrade had to go in for his tea and took his football with him. The late finish to the work was laughed at by Teebee and put on heavy rotation by Noisia but not Soundia. Furthermore it allowed the boys to write their biography as if a professional writer had done so. After failing to be cast in Brokeback Mountain 2, Dornrade realised the need for a future and hauled Badger from infront of Simon Cowell at the Scissor Sisters Auditions. Here they now sit. Watching Myspace...still...waiting...for love.