YWC: Don't Forget to Breath, Society. |
For the last several years, I've noticed a disturbing trend other than music.. This trend is what I've deemed to be The Yellow Wristband Conspiracy, or the assimilation of free will by a powerful forc...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jan 2009 10:25:00 GMT |
The Night Before Thanksgiving |
For the tenth straight year, I will be home for the holidays and spend the night before Thanksgiving running into every smug and unlikable asshole I ever went to high school with.
The night before Tha...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Nov 2008 17:07:00 GMT |
Women Subconsciously Want Their Own Penis.. |
http://www.whizzy4you.com/I was so stunned into submission by the mere existence of the item in question that my recollection is a touch hazy, but the scenario is something like this: A woman is in a ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 09:45:00 GMT |
An Open Letter to the Girl Who Wanted Me to See Her Bra |
An open letter to the girl at the party Saturday night who wanted to show me her bra.Dear girl at the party Saturday night and your insatiable desire to show me your bra, The following situation ha...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 23:04:00 GMT |
Drinking Alone |
Alcohol is the original social lubricant, after all, it makes any gathering loose and friendly, it has the unique and beatific ability to spin laughter and camaraderie from the dry straw that is...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:53:00 GMT |
Summer |
As luck would have it, I've become involved with someone just in time for summer. This will mean a noticeable dent in my porn/tissue paper consumption, as well as a whole lot of disappointment. To all...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 14:26:00 GMT |
Prize Fight! |
In a celebrity tag death match with the prize being a fifth of Courvoisier, an 8-ball of coke, a ninety day supply of oxy-contin with 3 refills, a chance to punch your sibling or daughter in the mouth...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:42:00 GMT |
Embracing Mediocrity |
Our society is obsessed with the best and the worst of all things. We make and devour lists every year that rank the standouts and the losers of almost every fathomable aspect of popular culture. Beca...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 00:44:00 GMT |
All you'll ever need to know |
http://adam.youaremighty.com/
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:50:00 GMT |
Regret - The Blood of Democracy |
"Don't move or I'll blow your fucking head off."The voice was calm. It emitted absolute authority.Mark DePonce woke his wife, Cheryl. As she came to, she saw the four armed men in masks standing in a ...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 09:50:00 GMT |
