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Simon

You're Not Drunk If You Can Lie On The Floor Without Holding On...

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Everything that doesn't annoy me.

I'd like to meet:

Miss Scarlett Johansson, in the jacuzzi, with the rope. Holding a board game.

Music:

Thrash Metal Ballroom Hits of the 1970's. Vol.8. And i'm partial to snippets of Jazz from time to time.

Movies:

Clint Eastwood ones of course!

Television:

Gladiators. (Remember Jet?)

Books:

Private Eye. (Not a book) Ah, the Private Eye Annual. (Book)

Heroes:

Optimus Prime from Transformers, who actually died in 2005 after a fierce battle with Megatron during a Decepticon invasion of Autobot City. This, of course, is rubbish. Frank, Dean, Sammy, Harry, Quincy, Buddy, blah blah blah...

My Blog

Help

I'll pay it back tomorrow...
Posted by Simon on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 12:03:00 PST

Help

Can anyone lend me £20,000 please?
Posted by Simon on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 12:02:00 PST