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Austen

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About Me

im all about the sea-side,i love going to taunt the swans at canoe lake,people say they can break your arm with their wings.thats crap,cos i broke their wings with my arm well easy!at the moment im enjoying binge-drinking,the government have made it trendy.i enjoy a good game of tap,and stick-on tattoos,i've got quite a collection.i enjoy going to the model village and playing giants.also enjoy karaoke at the deaf centre,no critics,you see.im also told i have temporary tourettes syndrome,it only appears when im drunk.


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I'd like to meet:

jesus,just to say hello,like.the inventor of silent velcro.

My Blog

doing the retro thing

it has occurred to me that retro is at the moment,cool.so,in support of this burgeoning trend,i propose that we,as a group,start bringing back retro word and sayings.i have been enjoying using words s...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:56:00 GMT

useful (useless) information that you know

my mates are always telling me that im a mine of useless information,how about you?what do you know?for example,i just found out that in europe,fairgound horses go clockwise,but in america,its anti-cl...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 05:39:00 GMT