My Name Is James And I Think Aviators Are The Best Sunglasses On Planet Earth !
I Was Raised By A Family of Ninjas.
My Early Childhood Years Consisted Of Capt Crunch, Transformers & Super Mario Bros.
People Say Im Funny As Hell And Im Super Fun To Party With.
I Play Piano Like A Dude Should Play
Evil Samurais Are Overated Fo Sho !
I Like To Play Jokes on People.
Im Excellent At Darts, But I Suck At Pool.
Bowling Should Be An Olympic Sport !!!!
When I Go Grizzly Bear Hunting I Don't Use A Rifle I Use My Bare Hands
I Rock Out The Guitar Jimi Hendrix Style.
Goonies Never Say Die !
I Love Making People Laugh !
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Was The Best Cartoon of The 1980's.
For As Long As I Can Remember Ive Been Poppin my Colla !
I Used To Have A Pet Hamster Named Dib-Dib.
Im Very Spontainous & Outgoing...Thats How I Roll.
Shit Happens When You Party Naked.
My Teenage Years Consisted Of High School, Football, Partyin & More Partyin.
Wicked Mullets Are Bad Ass.
Im Known By Many As The Dude.
I Once Won $20.00 on A Scatch Off Ticket.
Now My Life Consists Of Livin The Lavish Rockstar Lifetstyle, Workin & Bowlin For A Livin,
Makin Bad Ass Awesome Music & Partyin, Being An Outdoorsman & Hardcore Chillin.
I Used To Represent ZUBAS Back in The Day.
I Like A Good Set of Tits.
Taco Bell Rocks.
I Hang Out With Jim Beam & Mr. Jack Daniels From Time To Time.
I Think Christoppher Walken Is A Bad Ass Mofo.
I Got A Fever, And The Only Prescription is More COWBELL !!
Im Just Livin The Dream.
Prestige Worldwide "Boats 'N Hoes"
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