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Pears

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About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorYeah, so i am what is widely known as a Human. I work to live, thats how life should be. I am abit of a nature head, I love the things around me you could say. You could also say my motto is "I'll jump that fence when i get to it, i'll just taunt the cows untill theres a need to do so". Thats a pretty accurate summing up of my attitude to life. I dont mean to taunt the cows, I just cant help it.I live in the south of the counrty of Britania, in the kingdom of Wessex. My family are from Laandan Taan and the home counties. Me Mother and t'Father moved down here about 30 odd years ago. My Father is technically a cockeny. And used to work with 'do me good' using 'april fools' as London folk would say (if you can figure out what that means i'll send you a prezzie). He is now retiered. My Mother is a midwife and an alotmenteer and t'was born in the noble land of Farnborough.As I said before i'm abit nature. My job is in and around woods in various locations in Dorset. I work for a guy called Jim making charcoal in the summer and firewood in the winter. Its a ruddy nice job and theres nothing better than sharing you lunch with the local wildlife. The things you see around you if you just take the time to stop and look, more than you no my fellows. One of my favorate things to do in that respect is watching Wood Ants. I like to find catapillers and other such prey and put them near (or on) Wood Ant nests and watch to see if they have the guile to escape. Yes its not nice but, in my brain capsual sits a small child at the helm. I like going for walks with our mad dog 'Buffy' (we didn't name her we rescued it off someone who couldn't cope). Shouting 'Buffy' "over hills and vales" is not exactly good for my man like tones but i have come to terms with it. She thinks she is human, But nay, she is a dog that falls under the bitch section of cannids. Thus she is a truley fruitlooped nutjob mental-meiser, who trys to smile like the man race.My other great passion is Moozic. I love the Moozic. In all forms. Also film. I am doing an Audio Visual Hnd at the mo, where i am renforcing my love of creating moving magficence on a picture square (or oblong if your mega rich) I have made a small and slightly messy documentae, and a short Moozic vid based around a DJ yoda skit. Both of which i am trying to get on this page. I also like ze cartoosh ya? Drawing eyes with a pen, and it has to be a black medium bic biro. Starting with eyes and moving out is how i draw. Dont do it as much these days but i like to keep the dream alive.Thats how I am inside a nutshell. I rekon??? mmmm........................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ........................................................

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Myself........Think about it? (Back To The Future). Also, Kate Beckensale. In my house, getting a tea on. I'd say to her "OI KATEY!" (shes in the kitchen, i'd not be rude to dear kate). "COME AND SIT DOWN A MINUTE AND HAVE THIS....oh I'm sorry didnt see you there". I realise shes just come in to the lounge with the teas. "Come on and sit down, your mince pie's getting cold". "Whats wrong??" I say in gentle tones, as I see a glint of moisture in the corner of her eye. "Oh kate!" I say. "Dont cry because you love me so". A warm bubbling sense of relief fills her heart as a big broad smile travels from the center of her pert lips to the ears on her head. She looks at me, It's ok to be with her lifes love.Something similar would no doubt happen im sure. But......I'm a busy man, I just dont think I can fit her film star life style in to my packed schedual.

My Blog

JoKe CoRnEr: a different one every week or something.

A man walks into a bank and asks the Cashier if she can check his balance. She says "Your balance, are you sure sir?". The man looks puzzled, "Erm......yes, yes I'm quite sure". The Cashier gets ...
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