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Andy

About Me

I was born last century in Ireland, a difficult birth as I was away on holiday in Italy at the time. My eyes were blue at birth but have changed colour over the years and remain the same colour as they've always been. Whilst I am fluent in many languages the only one that I speak and understand is English.I spend a lot of the time travelling due to my acute fear of open spaces I have not ventured outside for at least 5 years.Other things that I really enjoy include carpet weaving which I hate with a passion.I have never heard of elephants and believe that any animal with a large nose and tusks is a product of a strange imagination, but I have had a ride on whilst on holiday abroad. I have never ventured outside England.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I wouldn't like to meat, prefer to veg.

My Blog

Do I have proof that dinosaurs are still alive?

No, of course no. With big scary eyes and teeth big and fearfulAnd hypnotic powers for fun and frolicsWith large pointed claws and smile large and cheerfulAnd cocktail mixing skills for alcoholics Din...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 00:52:00 GMT

The Bin - An Ode to Bearfart (who may be a thief, deffo a cunt)

The BinThe bin was in it's room on WednesdayI saw it, it made me feel so happy and gayOn my way to my working place, ahh haaaContained all my rubbish, I added a bagOld bearfart is a very strange wanke...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 12:39:00 GMT

Bearfart

Half Bear Half Fart 2am Living in a cave-flat directly above me Stinky, sweaty, grumpy and ugly Coughing loudly in the middle of the night If he sees a cat or squirrel he'll take himself a bite 3am N...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:09:00 GMT

In My Bag

In My Bag   In my bag, there are bananas and sprouts Tomatoes and paper, oh what a weight Bought in a shop by my work or thereabouts Except for the paper, meals are their fate   The paper I ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 11:55:00 GMT

Sellotape

Trying to fix the fucking thing No joy to me does it bring Cover used to fit, I don't know how Frigging pc, held together with sellotape now  
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 05:01:00 GMT

Monster In My Garden

Ugly little monster peeping through the hedgeNo sounds does it make, no monster words are said Its' only interest is to poke its' snout through leavesSo through the different plants I see the creature...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 01:00:00 GMT

Blazaga

Baked veggie dish served hot from the ovenLiking this meal, promotes good ol' lovin'A delicacy fit for an Egyptian mummyZooms straight from my mouth and into my tummyAs my plate starts to empty I thin...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 11:49:00 GMT

Lifecycle of me boots

ConceptionTheir boot colour is blueWere that when they were new MaturingTo the hard boot making workersI surely would have thanked allIf my lovely new footwearHad not rubbed raw my ankle Wearing two p...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:06:00 GMT

You have not posted yet. Try it out, if you don't like it, you can delete whatever you post.

You have not posted yet. Try it out, if you don't like it, you can delete whatever you post. I have not posted yet, I am trying it out and if I do not like it I can delete whatever I post. If I d...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 01:10:00 GMT