I'd like to meet some chawld with a car and a job-someone who can hold intelligent conversation while remaining shackled to my bed.
Someone who can keep up with my pace-and after all of the VIP stamps have worn off, and all of the papparattzi have stopped taking photos of us at the red carpets, this person would be someone who can then come home and curl up on the couch with me, put their feet up, watch some sick horror movies while ordering tons of take out, and enjoy some 420.
Most importantly-
The boy who gets my heart knows that I do not necessarily look for a complete package. I understand no one is perfect. I usually go for someone shorter than myself, with one feature on his face or body that I find irresistibly charming-I don't know what that exactly is, but I find that when I meet someone I like, I will say something like,"Oh my god he has such a cute nose," or "such pretty eyes," or that he has cute feet with cute toes-haha shut up I like cute feet and toes so fuck off lol...
The boy who gets my heart will appreciate humor and knows that laughing keeps you young and is great for the spirit. Anyone who can make me laugh is a definite find in my book.
The boy who gets my heart will be excited to see me, excited to talk to me, and excited to go places with me.
The boy who gets my heart will enjoy the time we spend together, no matter how long or short those periods of time are.
The boy who gets my heart will not be obsessed with the gay "scene" and can enjoy normal things in life like going to dinner, the movies, or to something entertaining like a show or to even an exhibit at a science institute or to an art museum.
The boy who gets my heart will always be brutally honest, and not afraid to tell me the truth about anything, and can confide in me knowing that I will keep our conversations safely locked away, even in moments of anger.
The boy who gets my heart will hold my hand in public.
The boy who gets my heart will never be ashamed of me or my profession and will gladly announce to his friends and family that we are together.
The boy who gets my heart will know that I will do everything in my ability to keep our relationship fun and exciting, and will do the same for me in return.
The boy who gets my heart will always have a smile on his face because I'll be there keeping that smile alive during any situation.
The boy who gets my heart will accept any flaws that I may have-and know in his heart that I do the same unconditionally, not that I have any secret flaws or some bullshit going on, but you never know what kinda bullshit can come up-haha...
The boy who gets my heart will be a responsible adult with aspirations in life, but will be a child at heart and always willing to try new and fun things.
I believe that when you find that special someone, you just know right then and there that this person is someone you want to get to know, someone you want to spend more time with, someone you can see for long periods of time and not be annoyed with, and someone who you want to know more about-This person will be in your mind, your heart, and your very being vibrates when you are around him.
With all that being said-The boy who gets my heart will be one lucky bastard...:)
People see me in the club and see me dressed in drag as Brittany, and may not be able to realize that Brittany is just a totally made up character that allows me to relieve stress by acting like a total cunt while entertaining the masses. Not every club personality you meet has to have an overblown ego with deluded visions of grandeur and tons of emotional baggage-we are all here just to have a good time-So just DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE OR A USEBAG and it's all good...