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Cheesecake Syringe!
Well, howdy. Welcome to the profile of cheesecake syringe! I do have a real name, but it's pretty boring, so I'll just stick with cheesecake. I started up this profile as a little experiment to see how far some random douchetard like me can make it in the myspace popularity game. I guess that would make me a "friend whore", but whatever. What sets me apart from other friend whores is that I don't post bulletins promoting some stupid friend adding site, I'll never ask any of you for picture comments and I'll pretty much respond to anything. So, go ahead, shoot the shit with me.

realtalk: This profile used to look pretty decent, but I made the mistake of making a little tiny edit to it. Little did I know, myspace decided to change a bit of code around or something in between my edits and now it looks like total ass. So, fuck it, I'm just going to leave it like this as a testament to my laziness and css ineptitude and as a message of solidarity for all the silent victims of myspace's stupid trendy web 2.0 facebook clone bullshit. Shove those captcha codes right up your ass.
Interests and stuff!
I'm a big fan of boobs, explosions, and boobsplosions. There's no denying that. Music isn't my life. Anybody who says music is their life is crazy. I'll listen to anything that is aggressive. I don't really mind some rap and country.
Details, details!
Age: Just old enough to get drunk in Saskatchewan
Status: Uhh...steady
Religion: Who cares?
Income: Not enough
Body type: Sturdy
Zodiac sign: Fuck you! Shoutouts!
Kel-B: Off the fucken' chain! Nowhere near it, in fact! That fucken' chain is gone fishin'! More Canadian than Canada itself and more ass-kicking than a million feet kicking a million asses! She can probably make you smile even if your parents have just gotten run over or something. Sure, I may be the captain of the word play team, but she's the league mvp. I'll write a better shout-out later. I'm tired.
ME! Fuck you if you don't think I should be able to shout out to myself! I'm pretty cool. This doesn't really count as a shout out. More like an echo out. That shit isn't even on urban dictionary yet. You heard it here first!
Bloggy blog blog blog! Latest update: February the 18th 2009

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My Blog

2012

I posted this somewhere else already but nobody read it and my blog is dying for content. As you might have heard, the stupid Mayan calender is supposed to run out in a couple of years and this has cr...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 00:54:00 GMT

fuckfuckfuckthinkofablogtitlefuckfuckfuckfuck

Wow, it looks like 2008 is coming to a close. This all feels so weird to me. 2008 was the year I always looked to growing up as the year when stuff finally got futuristic. Like, I was convinced terror...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Dec 2008 02:41:00 GMT

oh boy

Now, there's been times when I've fallen off that old blog train and took my sweet sweet time in getting back up. Well, that's to be expected as I am only human and not a blog train riding machine. Bu...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Dec 2008 15:10:00 GMT

I apologize..

..if my lack of blogging has alarmed any of my 3 readers. It's just that my life away from myspace has been oodles of fun. Let's say that my life is represented by like, a pen or something. Now throw ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 16:51:00 GMT

well,

Last time I checked, I'm still a horrible writer. But, hey at least the crap I say is kind of funny. Let's watch!Whenever I'm a passenger in a car(I don't have a license or anything, so this is pretty...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 06:16:00 GMT

you know what would be cool?

It would be pretty cool if they printed bills in one cent denominations. Based on my expert calculations $1000 in one cent bills would take up quite a bit of space. You could always do the swimming in...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 21:18:00 GMT

yeah

I've been running a little dry on inspiration for blogs lately. And things probably aren't going to change since school is doing my head in. Oh well. Anyways, I just had an idea. Have you ever played ...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:59:00 GMT

I’m a sellout

So, I've finally spiffed up my profile a bit. As genius as myspace's default design is, it just wasn't cutting it for me. So, there you go. Still working out a few bugs and stuff. Let me know what you...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 01:14:00 GMT

What the hell happened?

I really feel old now. I’ve just made the mind-blowing discovery that one litre pop (or soda as some of you lepers down south call it) bottles now have caps that are the same size as regular and...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 13:36:00 GMT

I should start my own band

We’ll be so fucking metal that by comparison metallica would sound like enya or something. We would play heavy stuff. Like, really heavy. Heavier than entire planets, stars even. We’re tal...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 01:02:00 GMT