WingMan0519

Here are some random facts about me and thoughts that swim around in my noggin. Sometimes they flop around like a fish out of the water. For all you panties in a bunch people out there, I know the grammar and punctuation is f'd up in this. That is the beauty of it. I am just typing shit down as it comes to me and I like bunching your panties! I normally am grinding my teeth at that shit, but not today. I make the rules around here, and there are no rules on my page!!People often confuse my sense of humor with arrogance and perversion. I can laugh at anything and often do. Often imitated, never duplicated. I am the one your father warned you about and the one your mother told you about. Big Detroit Red Wings fan. Hence the name WingMan0519 (05 Nick Lidstrom 19 Steve Yzerman, for you unedumacated folk). It does not refer to my loyalty to my bros while surfing the local watering hole. Sorry guys, my life is not a beer commercial, I will NOT take one for the team! There is no man law that states I must. I cannot tolerate liars, cheaters and thieves. Laughter is the best medicine, or at least one of them. I would take a bullet for my family and close friends and give one if the situation called for it. I tell my parents and grandma I love them every time I see them or talk to them, you never know if it will be the last. I proudly served my country for 6 years in the U.S. Navy. People are dead wrong if they say this isn't the greatest nation in the world. Americans take too much of what we have for granted. Materialistic people make me laugh. I do not believe that a kitten dies everytime you masturbate, at least I hope not. MMCS(SW) Andreas Conrad Fugitt (ret.) is the greatest leader and mentor you have never heard of. I am very guarded about my personal life, even to my closest friends. I am sometimes too trusting. I think the first kiss is the best kiss and the worst kiss. I want a girl with lips like morphine. I hate being cold. Quite positive Smurfette and Papa Smurf had a thing going on. Child abusers and abusers of women should never be seen or heard from again. Idiots should never be heard from. Wonder what telemarketers say to other telemarketers that call them at home. Did not start the infamous food fight in the 6th grade, but neither confirm nor deny that I may or may not have been an accomplice. Regret blowing off my Advanced Math class my Senior year because I was going off to the Navy. I am actually quite shy.(I can hear people laughing about this one but really, I am). I am a sucker for a pretty smile. My eyelashes are real (I have had people ask me this before, no shit!). Often think about my ex-stepdaughters and how they are doing. Pretty confident that some sort of child abuse laws were broken when my grandma served my brother and I Karo syrup (GAG)on our pancakes that time at the lake. Was responsible for SOME of the BB holes found in my moms tomatos that were ripening on the picnic table. Don't know how dad's bowling ball got all scratched up. Was not only the class clown but a real clown also. Find it hard to express my feelings sometimes. Often open my mouth and say things I shouldn't. Realize my foot fits perfectly into my mouth. Boxer briefs. Regret some things I have done and regret some things I didn't. Wish Ted Kennedy didn't know how to swim. There is an "I" between "ME" in MarrIagE, but it doesn't work that way. Wish some people could see themselves through my eyes.There is more. I will add and subtract to this as I deem fit. I can do that because, well, this is my world, you're just a visitor here!