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About Me

I'm Randy. Everyone knows and loves me for my charming wit, addiction to chocolate, cooking skills, and, well, that's about it.


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I'd like to meet:

The man that, in the future, will assasinate the guy that played "Napoleon Dynamite". I need to thank him before he goes to prison.
You are a Border Collie!! You love running and sheep! You are very smart, and
would rather use your witts rather than
strengthTom would be proud.http://www.geocities.com/deadlykisses13/bordercollie.h tml

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Which Family Guy character are you????
Peter
You're a total retard, and you're a fatty with a hot wife.

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In 1978 (the year you were born)
Jimmy Carter is president of the US

US Senate votes to turn over the Panama Canal to Panama on December 31, 1999

Israel and Egypt reach a peace settlement at the Camp David Accords

The US and mainland China announce that they will restore full diplomatic relations

Members of Jim Jones' People's Temple commit mass suicide in Guyana

Pope John Paul II becomes the first non-Italian pope in centuries

Ted Bundy is captured in Florida

The first computer bulletin board system is created

Garfield debuts in newspapers

Ashton Kutcher, Kobe Bryant, Usher, Clay Aiken, and Nelly Furtado are born

New York Yankees win the World Series

Dallas Cowboys win Superbowl XII

Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup

Saturday Night Fever and Grease are the top grossing films

"Night Fever" by the Bee Gees spends the most time at the top of the US charts

Diff'rent Strokes and Mork & Mindy premiere
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My Blog

Dallas city park

I sit in the Dallas city park in my van right now. As I look around the park, I see shadows of myself, as a seven year old chasing my cousins around and breaking the merry go round (that has since bee...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:14:00 GMT

Welcome back to pyramid. Now here’s your host, DONNY OSMOND

I haven't felt the need to do this for a while, bit now I do, for several reasons. First, I'm doing great. My new job is somewhat frightening me, but it's only the third day. And not the really bad fr...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 03:07:00 GMT

My last day in my 20s

I’m going to be 30 tomorrow. 30. I feel like im 20. I guess that’s a good thing. After all, I have a hot wife, A good job, and a hot jeep so I’m doing pretty good, right? Just a thou...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:16:00 GMT

snowy

So the wife, mommy, and myself went and played in the snow yesterday. the pictures speak for themselves. go look!
Posted by on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 02:48:00 GMT

Merry early christmas

So yesterday, I bought a 2000 Jeep Grand Cherokee. It's pretty. There are pictures of it available to look at. I miss my Grand Am already, but not a lot haha. I finally have a car with a sunroof again...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 13:53:00 GMT

Working

(I wrote this blog on paper on 11/16/07, and decided to post it because, well, I dunno why.) Today is the one year anneversary of my returning to the workforce. I have made it pretty far considering, ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:41:00 GMT

something old, something new, something borrowed, something fat

So it's been a busy couple months for me. i've been working full time. And my free time has been spent having fun. well, as much fun as someone of my limited means can have. I just worked four days, h...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:43:00 GMT

Beloved midget arrested?

WASHINGTON COUNTY - A star from the reality television series 'Little People, Big World,' which is filmed locally, faces DUII charges. Matthew Roloff, 45, was cited for DUII, refusing a breat...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 07:22:00 GMT

It's been a while

It's been a good summer so far. Things are going well. There have been some memorable moments, like a few days before the 4th of july, the adorable old, mentally handicapped lady following amanda and ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 22:55:00 GMT

Rosie Part 2

My point proven. If Rosie O'Donnell gets the price is right job:
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 20:58:00 GMT