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Matthew Schuler

I could use a walk along the charles river

About Me



"i have a terribly sensitive ego. i am as touchy and as easily offended as a hunchback or a midget; and yet there have been moments when, if someone had slapped my face, i might have welcomed even that. i mean it: i would probably have managed to seek out a kind of pleasure even in that---naturally, it would be the pleasure of despair, but then, it's in despair that you find the sharpest pleasures, particularly when you are the most acutely aware of the hopelessness of your position. and if you're slapped---why, that's when you'll be really crushed by the awareness of what muck you've been reduced to. and the main thing is that, look at it as you will, it still comes out that the fault was always yours to start with."

My Interests

My Blog

My Podcast

My YouTube Videos

My Photos

comedy, the ocean, winter, traveling, sushi, boston, new york, national public radio, coffee, chai, newspapers, driving, new england in the fall, politics, blue states, trains, not reading your shitty poetry, red sox, intelligent people, playing music, mix cds, rhode island, dominoes, the onion, dogs, baseball, making somebody laugh or at least smile, sleeping at rest stops for an hour in the winter and not remembering what state you're in when you wake up, staring at maps, globes, shower heads that don't aim at the middle of my chest, flying, walking in the rain to buy flowers, walking around with my ipod so i can be apart from society, leaving my ipod at home so i can be a part of society, wandering in any means... around town or all over the map, fishing, world cup soccer, hippies (just kidding), my job (not kidding)

I'd like to meet:


Music:

******Recently*Played*Tracks****** ******Weekly*Top*Ten*Artists****** ******Overall*Top*Ten*Artists******

Movies:

Burton, Lynch, Jarmusch, Bad Comedies, etc.

I need more of these in my life.

Television:

anthony bourdain: no reservations, six feet under, curb your enthusiasm, mr. show, stella, the office(bbc version), home movies, the daily show, the colbert report, freak show, ifc, history channel, weather channel, discovery channel, travel channel, baseball, the venture brothers

Books:

"...Born into this - Into hospitals which are so expensive that it’s cheaper to die - Into lawyers who charge so much it’s cheaper to plead guilty - Into a country where the jails are full and the madhouses closed -Into a place where the masses elevate fools into rich heroes..."

Heroes:

General Sherman

My Blog

Seeking Employment

Because of this...I am currently seeking employment anywhere in the following cities: Atlanta, Boston, New York, San Francisco, Los AngelesHere is my profile on Linked In. It acts as an online resume....
Posted by Matthew Schuler on Sat, 17 May 2008 07:15:00 PST

My Blog

I revamped my blog and I plan to be a lot more active on it. I'm going to focus mostly on my video work. Click Here To Check It OutAlso... Click here for my Super Deluxe iTunes Podcast. It'll open up ...
Posted by Matthew Schuler on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 08:40:00 PST

Variety Shaced And Schwartzed

Sounds like some kind of Yiddish mash-up single. And it is! It's coming out soon on 1 Hitzvah Records...
Posted by Matthew Schuler on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:14:00 PST

Up Invited We Were

New York is such a wonderful city to visit this time of year. The weather is perfect. The women are still all beautiful and summerfied. And the plane ride up is un-fucking-bearable......
Posted by Matthew Schuler on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:16:00 PST

Sharon From Japan

Click Here
Posted by Matthew Schuler on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 01:22:00 PST

An Open Letter To The Editor

Dear El Douche A,Listen here, you piece of garbage...
Posted by Matthew Schuler on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 01:13:00 PST

A Mighty Breeze

An ode to Atlanta's public transportation...
Posted by Matthew Schuler on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 08:31:00 PST

ATL Hearts Corndogs

Atlanta's very own Corndogorama just finished up and I am fucking exhausted. I consumed 16 beers, 5 corndogs, handed out 600 buttons, watched about 25 bands, and took a ridiculous amount of photos......
Posted by Matthew Schuler on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 11:16:00 PST

Were Watching Big Brother

A few days ago, our friend "Piss Negrotaco" hung out at Williams Street after his book tour stop in Atlanta. Chris was an editor of Big Brother, the skateboarding magazine that pretty much started the...
Posted by Matthew Schuler on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 10:23:00 PST

Super Deluxe Employee Bluetooths Entire Stadium

The Joke Is On You
Posted by Matthew Schuler on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 10:47:00 PST