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Princesska

"PUBERTY! PUBERTY! I'M HAVING LOTS OF PUBERTY!!!" -Monster House

About Me

Hi! My name's Danielle. Curtis calls me Princeska, Smoochels, Danielleis, Daniellaca, and all sorts of fancy names. Hillary copies names from movies and tv shows, like Shawn and Lazer. THen she makes up some to sound cleaver like Danielleathon...and really whatever strikes her as somewhat witty. One guy at work calls me Woody, and actually...sometimes the host of our show calls me Danielle Woody...I don't know if that's a joke...or WHAT! Garrett calls me things like Birch, Mahogany, sometimes sports people call me plain old Wood. All the people I met in the summer of 2005 call me Holly, mostly because I told them that was my name. So this is me! Hurray!---This is my boyfriend Curtis...My hair gets big and I think I'm a porn star.My best friend is a dirty pirate hooker. But I still love her in a friendly-totally-nonlesbian way.
I have a 20 inch minature pony named "Everwood" he lives behind my fridge. We are very good friends. I am not Jewish. But I can tell you about a Holiday Armdillo that is part Jewish. (And he ate my dingo). But it wasnt really because the armdillo hated the dingo...he was just really mad about the dingo eating the baby!!! Oh goodness!!! What are you suppose to do in a situation like that? I just can't tell you!!!
I'm a reporter... and this is a picture of me at the anchor desk where I anchor once a week and do weather once a week.Aren't we cute at the anchor desk?I love to have parties...in my camper. And those parties are spandex dance parties! I love them!! Will Farrell is always invited to my dance parties; he has a wonderful polyester spandex wardrobe.
I also like to dress up and pretend to be mexican!
This is Jack and the whole reason I started watching Lost.
All of my love and prayers go out to my beautiful, wonderful cousin Michelle. I love you, be strong!

My Interests

I am interested in getting detailed floor plans to banks to rob them successfully!! And I am interested in becoming the RICHEST PERSON IN THE WORLD! hahaha!! (that was in an evil, sort of haha tone).
D Delicious
A Awkward
N Naughty
I Innocent
E Emotional
L Loud
L Lucky
E Enjoyable
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I'd like to meet:

TOM HANKS!!! I"m pretty much in love with Tom!! I even call him Tommy! (Like a pet name) haha...My guitar is named Tom, coincidently after my love for Tom Hanks!! By the way...anything Tom Hanks says is funny..."I have aids..hahaha"
Also, I would love to meet Peter after I die!! I'm going to be just like him and we'll have a secret anchor society in heaven!

I would also like to meet the worlds biggest penguin...if that chance was ever to present itself to me...I'd be very happy!!!

Music:

Country!! Any american idols...mostly like Kelly Clarkson and Clay Aiken!!! Hurray!!!

Movies:

How to lose a guy in 10 days, Slackers (clean-flicked of course), Remember the Titans, Austin Powers, She's the Man with my best friend Amanda, ANCHORMAN!, Click, The Notebook, Mean Girls, The Break UP, and anythign with my love Tom Hanks.
Babysitter - "what is your problem?" Little kid - "PUBERTY, PUBERTY, I'M HAVING LOTS OF PUBERTY!!!!" - Monster House
"You ate the whole cheese ball? Wow... I'm not even mad. How'd you do that? " - Anchorman
"Don't look at me like I'm FREAKIN' FRANKENSTEIN" - Austin
"I'll stay...I also like to live dangerously" -Mr. P
"Don't have sex because you will get pregnant and DIE!" -Coach Carter, Mean Girls
me and dead sexy doug!!

Television:

Friends, Boy Meets World, Desperate Housewives, Lost, Heroes, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Scrubs, King of Queens, Sex and the City, Deal or No Deal, America's Next Top Model
Safety Dance

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"Bears can be very clever. They're like the Einsteins of the bear community." - Lost, Charlie
"I regret the first time I laid boobs on him." - Karen, Will and Grace
"I love gay events - I just got my eyebrows waxed in the men's room. Meanwhile in the ladies room I learned how to re-wire a lamp." - Grace, Will and Grace
"That wasn't so much a joke as a random selection of words." - Karen's cousin, Will and Grace
"What kind of world do you live in where people only go into the hallway to fart or spy." - Will, Will and Grace
"YOU KNOW "TEEN PEOPLES" NUMBER BY HEART!?" - King of Queens
"That's why I love America so much. Anything is possible. Especially for pretty girls who aren't afraid to kiss a few ugly guys." - Desperate Housewives, Gabby
"You were sweet and charming and english. And that's why when my prayers were answered, I was a hundred miles away naked in someone elses arms." - Desperate Housewives, Susan
"You tried to kill me!" "And I feel badly about that." - Desperate Housewives, Rex and Bree
"My mother's not moving in until she fits in a jar on the mantel." - Mr. Hodge
"Don't you just love the high that comes just before you get great dirt." - Desperate Housewives, Edie
"I'm going for a walk, no big deal" -Michelle, Full House (when Michelle steals the cookies and puts them under her shirt and tries to walk out of the room non-chalantly.
FRIENDS!!!
"It was summer, and it was hot. Rachel was there. A lonely grey couch. 'Oh look' cried Ned. And the kingdom was his forever. The End.""I'm going to have the most organized sex ever."-Chandler
"And the duck poops in her lap." "You fell asleep""Ross...did I ever tell you about the time I went backpacking in Western Europe." - Rachel
"Smelly cat...smelly cat...what are they feeding you?" "I usually don't like sweaty guys, but I could just mop this one right up." "I can't wait to get su-neith him" - Pheobe
"I KNOW!" "I owe it to the fat girl inside of me...I never let her eat!" "You're trying to turn me on by making a mess? Know your audience?"
"You're trying to steal my thunder!!" -Monica "It was 5:30 in the morning and you had rambled on for 18 pages...FRONT AND BACK" "Oh...uh..hmm...FINE BY ME!!!" "You know when you put your jacket on the chair at the end of the day? It's like that but only instead of a jacket it's a pile of garbage and instead of a chair it's a pile of garbage, and instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time and garbage is all that's survived." -Ross
"Hi I'm chandler, could I be wearing anymore cloths?" "Can you believe your baby's only this big? Daddy, why don't you live with mommy? Why does mommy live with another mommy? What's a lesbian?" -Joey
"Vampires like it windy" - Scrubs
"Devil woman gave me diabetes." - Scrubs
"There are sometimes where I concentrate so hard so I can catch myself on fire like the human torch." - Dr.Cox, Scrubs
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Which F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Cast Member are you? (pics!)

Monica
You are a control freak who needs every thing to be perfect!! Don't worry though, your charm is amazing and your talents really stand out!
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Desperate Housewives! I love the ladies of Wysteria Lane.
Who should Susan choose?
Hot Successful Lawyer, ex-husband, Carl
Or hot plumber Mike "Everyone knows a MIke"
BOY MEETS WORLD!!!
"We're working on a project. You know how dolphins get caught in the tuna nets? It has nothing to do with that" -Shawn
"When a crime breaks out all the cute girls shout 'get the good looking guy' When there's a crime out there, he's gotta comb his hair, get the good looking guy. Book 'um Good lookin" -Eric
"Rub two eggs together, and you'll get a spark" -Shawn
Extreme Makeover Home Edition - Here are some pics from when I met the crew
It's Ty
The incredibly good looking Ed Sanders!
And Preston Sharp!

Books:

Harry Potter and The Davinci Code"Brown Spots on the Wall" by Hu Flung Pu

Heroes:

HIllary the pickle!! One time.....I was just running away from the Grudge. And I was running. But little did I know, that dead people are much faster than people that are alive. So, it caught up with me. And on a count of the fact that I was about to die, I got real hungry. So I remember the pickle my friend Hillary gave me. So I grabbed it out of near by cloud. Then I was about to take a bite and the Grudge did. Turns out it was allergic and it died (AGAIN!) So I was safe and I lived happily ever after! Hurray!

I LOVE TACO BELL!!!

My Blog

Kids say the darndest things

"My mommy and daddy don't like each other anymore, that's why my dad lives in Springville." - Kindergarten on her parents divorce"Ms. Wood, are you married?""Nope""WHAT! YOU'RE 30 AND YOU'RE NOT MARRI...
Posted by Princesska on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:58:00 PST

My 8 Weird Things

MY WEIRD THINGS Each "player" in this game states 8, count 'em 8, weird things/habits about themselves. People who get tagged have to blog their own 8 weird things/habits and clearly repost the...
Posted by Princesska on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 05:25:00 PST

One Crazy Dream!

Okay...so I was in the Bay Area.  Me and a whole bunch of my friend and family went on a boat in the bay.  We were just having a grand old time when all of a sudden these terrorists came and...
Posted by Princesska on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 01:00:00 PST

Substituting

I realize I don't know how to spell that word.  But that's okay.I was thinking about classes today.  I love the classes I teach - specifically one that I've taught twice and have another sub...
Posted by Princesska on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 06:00:00 PST

Boys and their Football

Today I was substituting at an elementary school... And being the substitute is kind of like being the college freshman or intern (every one makes you do the crappy stuff)... and that is why I had to ...
Posted by Princesska on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 03:22:00 PST

The Little Things that Make Me Smile!!

- when I'm at the theatre with my boyfriend, and I kiss him and it tastes like popcorn butter! - when I take the lint out of the dryer...and one side is grey and the other side is orange - when my bes...
Posted by Princesska on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 11:01:00 PST

Leave a memory at the Beep!

Leave one memory that you and I had together. It doesn't matter if you knew me a little or a lot, anything you remember! Don't send a message, leave a comment on here. Next, re-post this in your notes...
Posted by Princesska on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 05:16:00 PST

Warren Jeffs...rocks out

Okay... apparently the young kids in the FLDS church are taught this song about Warren Jeffs.  Our nightside genius... Alex Kirry brings us the remixed version...and really...it's amazing. Take a...
Posted by Princesska on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:39:00 PST

CRUSTY: My best friend, a biography

CRUSTY: THE INSIDE SCOOPBusty - has big boobsDusty - never cleans anything (and never showers)Fussy - always has a runny nose and criesGusty - always is blowing big gusts of wind on peopleHusky - has ...
Posted by Princesska on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 09:00:00 PST

101: Sneaking into a concert

Okay!  I've been outside of the Delta center all night long reporting...and I decided I wanted to break in and see the Red Hot Chili Peppers Play.  So I asked myself...how do I break in?&nbs...
Posted by Princesska on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 09:23:00 PST