So I Can Kick Thier Ass:
Dumbasses who start traffic on the opposite side of the freeway from an accident, Whoever invented the words hella and blog, People who hate me for eating tasty tasty animals (Fun to pet, funner to chew.), Jefree Star, People who set their space to private, hey fuck face, why have a PUBLIC website if you only want your shitty ass friends to see it?, Monkey Al, People who describe themselves as random, random is not a personality trait God Damnit, Emo; the music, the kids, the being it, and the guy who started it, Mr. Emo himself (who I think killed himself from what I heard), Baristas, hey you cocky fuck, you pour coffee out of a stupid machine for other jackasses like you, and don't compare yourselves to bartenders, sure they pour beer like you do coffee, but they have to know how to mix drinks, you don't mix shit, fuck you, the people who think up the truth commercials, hey fuckwads, I've been told since I was little smoking is bad, and I don't what some dude said about ciggy butts in 1981, anti drug commercials too, those are fucking worthless too, most Canadians, people who worship the iPhone, People who think classic rock is automatically better than anything else because its older, Gustavo Arellano, your column isn't funny, people that think Radiohead is the greatest band ever, Edward Cullen, yeah i know he's a fake person but that mother fucker is stopping hardworking dudes from getting what is due to them by going to a chick flick beacause we're not as "romantic" as his dumb ass, (The list is always getting bigger. But only when I remember the things I hate when I'm in front of a computer.)
I will now be putting in bold new additions to the list.