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Name: Unknown
Birthday: Unknown
Birthplace: The Primordial Soup Of Creation
Current Location: Hell
Eye Color: Black
Hair Color: Gravy-Flavored
Height: Varied
Right Handed or Left Handed: Southpaw
Your Heritage: Klingon/Wookiee
The Shoes You Wore Today: Shoes? Fuck Shoes
Your Weakness: Styrofoam
Your Fears: Happy Clowns
Your Perfect Pizza: Long Pork Topping
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get Laid
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LMAO
Thoughts First Waking Up: NO!!! Not Again!
Your Best Physical Feature: Gotta Be The Single Hair Growing On My Back
Your Bedtime: Early
Your Most Missed Memory: That's An Easy One...This One Time...Wait, What Was The Question?
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi 4 Lyfe!
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK Lounge
Single or Group Dates: I've Given Up Dating
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nastea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate AND Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Not A Coffee Drinker
Do you Smoke: Only When I Drink
Do you Swear: Only When I Smoke
Do you Sing: Only When I Swear
Do you Shower Daily: Only When I Sing
Have you Been in Love: Love Is A Myth
Do you want to go to College: No
Do you want to get Married: Not Anymore
Do you belive in yourself: Well I'm Not A Figment Of My Own Imagination...
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only When I Move
Do you think you are Attractive: I'd Bang Me, You Should Too
Are you a Health Freak: Well, You're Half Right...
Do you get along with your Parents: Like Gangbusters
Do you like Thunderstorms: No, But I Like Thundercats
Do you play an Instrument: No, I'm Useless
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, Several Times
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I Wish
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I Already Told Ya, I Gave That Up
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Why Would I Eat An Oreos Box?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope, Haven't Eaten Anything With A Fishy Odor In Quite Some Time
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, But I Take Regular Dumps
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I'm Skinny Every Time I Go Dipping
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Souls
Ever been Drunk: More Times Than I Can Count
Ever been called a Tease: Stop It Silly
Ever been Beaten up: No But I Have Beaten Off
Ever Shoplifted: No, But I Need To Start
How do you want to Die: Violently
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: The Wizard Of Gore
What country would you most like to Visit: What...Samuel L. Jackson Says It's The Shiznit
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Red
Favourite Hair Color: Rainbow
Short or Long Hair: Bald
Height: 3'0"-8'6"
Weight: 500lbs.+++
Best Clothing Style: None
Number of Drugs I have taken: Not Enough
Number of CDs I own: See Above Answer
Number of Piercings: As In; How Many Vaginas Have I Pierced With My Penis? That's Personal A-Hole!
Number of Tattoos: None, But I Want One Covering My Whole Face In The Shape Of An Ass
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Everything
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Which Jokers Card Are You? (for juggalos)
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You scored as Jake Jeckell
You are most like Jake Jeckell, one half of THE FIFTH JOKERS CARD, The Amazing Jeckell Brothers.You care about the needs of others, and offer a friendly hand to those homies who need it. People generally know you as a funny or cheerful person who can lighten a heavy situation.
Jake Jeckell
80%
The Great Milenko
80%
The Wraith
75%
The Riddle Box
70%
The Ringmaster
70%
Jack Jeckell
50%
Carnival Of Carnage
45%