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Freak of the Week

The Tables Have Turned!..

About Me

I'm a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and carb free. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstructionist that is anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I've been up linked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I'm a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond! I'm new wave, but I'm old school and my inner child is outward bound. I'm a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive and from time to time I'm radioactive. Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin the bullet and pushin the envelope. I'm on-point, on-task, on-message and on-drugs. I have to binge and purge. I'm in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps. I'm a totally ongoing big-foot, slam-dunk, rainmaker with a pro-active outreach. A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. Out of rehab and in denial! I've got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda. You can't shut me up. You can't dumb me down because I'm tireless and I wireless, I'm an alpha male on beta-blockers. I'm a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid-back but fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home, low-rent, high-maintenance. Super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built-to-last! But, I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing-- a supportive, bonding, nurturing primary care-giver. My output is down, but my income is up. I took a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash-flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds and I watch trash sports! I'm gender specific, capital intensive, user-friendly and lactose intolerant. I like rough sex. I like tough love. I use the F-word in my emails and the software on my hard-drive is hardcore--no soft porn. I eat fast-food in the slow lane. I'm toll-free, bite-sized, ready-to-wear and I come in all sizes. A fully-equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically- formulated medical miracle. I've been pre-wash, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed and, I have an unlimited broadband capacity. I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal. Lean and mean! Cocked, locked and ready-to-rock. Rough, tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide. I've got glide in my stride. Drivin and movin, sailin and sippin, jiving and groovin, wailin and winnin. I don't snooze, so I don't lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty and lunch time is crunch time. I'm hangin in, there ain't no doubt and I'm hangin tough, over and out!"

My Interests

Everything... Anything NEW!

I'd like to meet:

God Bill_Gates Jimi_Hendrix Howard_Stern Jennifer_Aniston Anakin_Skywalker Johnny_Depp Al_Cappone Natalie_Halloway Private_Ryan Albert_Einstein an_alien Sponge_Bob Myself The_Fockers My_Wife Bugs_Bunny Jenna_Jameson Trent_Reznor Paul_Oakenfold Africa_Baambata Bubba_the_Lovesponge David_Blaine Evil_Knievel Slash Colonel_Sanders Starvin_Marvin Tiger_Woods Jack_Nicholson Dave_Chappelle Katie The_Chemical_Brothers Cupid Ben_and_Jerry Ghandi Adam_Smith Billy_the_Kid Sam_Adams Bill_Clinton Vincent_Van_Gogh Ludwig_Van_Beethoven The_Prodigy Britney_Spears Rudy Frankie_Wilde Cameron_Diaz Charles_Manson Willie_Wonka Super_Mario

Music:

Paul_Van_Dyk! Dj_Hyper Rabbit_in_the_moon Sublime Dj_Icey Danny_Tenaglia The_Prodigy The_Chemical_Brothers Paul_Oakenfold Coldplay Nine_Inch_Nails BT Red_Hot_Chili_Peppers Black_Eyed_Peas Junkie_XL Jimmy_Hendrix Smashing_Pumpkins The_Orb Sasha_and_Digweed The_Gorillas Rage_Against_The_Machine Audioslave Tori_Amos Hybrid Meat_Katie Plump_DJs Bad_Boy_Bill Hatiras Dj_Micro Dj_Dan Q-bert Burufunk The_Crystal_Method Shpongel 311

Movies:

Office_Space Fear_and_Loathing_in_Las_Vegas Its_All_Gone_Pete_Tong Army_of_Darkness

Television:

Never

Books:

Anything_Stephen_King