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Jenny Penny

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Kidnapped! I was kidnapped. I dreamed I was kidnapped. By a guy with a moustache and a chick with an eyepatch who thought they could trade me back for some quick cash. But when they relayed the bargain my family said, "we'll pay half that"The haggling went on for days, the days went on for weeks, and weeks for years. Riding in the trunk was never fun but soon I plum ran out of tears. They camped us in the woods we cooked canned goods they never threatened me with pain. They treated cops politely, driving nightly, always using coded names. So if slowly I could trust them dare I say it even love them who's to blame.I learned my alphabet and letterset while setting up my latest ransom note. They got me correspondence classes, got me glasses, gave me dropcloths in the cold. My fondest memories are from my hostage crises I know it's strange. Although we got so close you know they never even told me their real names.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?Recent reviews by Jennifer C. What's this?

My Interests

listening/watching/exploring music of the general indie and electronic genres, eating tofu and tempeh, renting movies it takes me months to watch, dive bars w/ red leather seats, skeletons, pirates, making stir fry, revolutionary change, revolutionaries, political theory, architecture and space, craigslist, jack and coke, guiness and pear cider, mojitos, thai coconut soup, crunchiness, chugging my days water supply right before bed, double non-fat lattes, buying things, bagels, dark comedy, men with black rimmed glasses, checking my e-mail a million times a day, wind, cute socks, saving the world, dust busters, jane austen, wilderness adventures, co-ops (food, housing, whatever), and trying to convince my friends not to sell their souls to the devil.flickr.com/people/jennifercohen jennifercohen.yelp.com

I'd like to meet:

Social deviants and miscreants with no criminal record.

Music:

favorites include but are not limited to: sufjan stevens, the national, broken social scene, the decemberists, sun kil moon, mountain goats, andrew bird, fiona apple, modest mouse, le tigre, death cab, cat power, maritime, pinback, elliott smith, bright eyes, mates of state, sleater kinney, iron and wine, holopaw, built to spill, matt pond pa, lcd soundsystem, rainer maria, the shins, les savy fav, mirah, camera obscura, ugly cassanova, coco rosie, radiohead, fischerspooner, tristeza, and everything else cliche....i'm sorry, it's true.

Movies:

Panda Sneezes



Sneezing panda, priceless! amelie, reality bites, elling, but i'm a cheerleader, donnie darko, imaginary heroes, me you and everyone we know, american splendor, royal tenenbaums, the departed, amoros perros, 21 grams, best in show, crash, election, me without you, princess bride, thumbsucker, nightmare before christmas, goodbye lenin!, lost in translation, syriana, my life without me, frida, the girl with the pearl earring, the corporation, seceretary, habla con ella, crash, office space, and of course.....police academy XVI.

Television:

The Hills, Gray's Anatomy, Stewart/Colbert '08, ANTM, 24

Books:

the world according to garp (john irving), middlesex (jeffrey eugenides), the unbearable lightness of being (milan kundera), the bean trees (barbara kingsolver), 1984 (geroge orwell), the human stain (phillip roth), dharma bums (jack keroac), pride and prejudice (jane austen), gut symmetries (jeanette winterson), daughter's keeper (ayelet waldman), the red tent (anita diamant), of love and shadows (isabelle allende), the kite runner (khaled hosseini), the list goes on and on.......

Heroes:

are for wussies.

My Blog

Places to find me (other than Ritual)

Hello friends:Below are some other places where you can check up on me, if you're like in to that and stuff. http://www.flickr.com/people/jennifercohen  http://jennifercohen.yelp.comLove Me...
Posted by Jenny Penny on Thu, 03 May 2007 12:25:00 PST

My short lived acting career

I just came across some videos I was in as a favor for my good friends John Dion and Paul Blair.  They are pretty amusing, and you get to see a true star shine, me.  Go to http://superkeen.c...
Posted by Jenny Penny on Wed, 02 May 2007 01:27:00 PST

Vomit

font-size: 14pt;'>Your Candy Heart Says "First Kiss"You're a true romantic who brings an innocent hope to each new relationship.You see the good in every person you date, and you relish each step of f...
Posted by Jenny Penny on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 07:57:00 PST

Murder on a Sunday Morning

If any of you ever wondered why it is I want to be a public defender, go out and rent Murder on a Sunday Morning. It's a documentary about public defenders and criminal defendants in Jacksonville, Flo...
Posted by Jenny Penny on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 01:04:00 PST

JEFFREY!

For all of you Project Runway fans out there, I don't think any of us can truly disagree that Jeffrey's win was well deserved considering his collection. Last year, at this time, I was in shock over C...
Posted by Jenny Penny on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 03:13:00 PST

Pumpkins!

p.s., it's pumpkin time. i love fall. pumpkin spice lattes. pumpkin ice cream. pumpkin seeds. pumpkin smelling candles. pumpkin carving. pumpkin colored everything. falling leaves. crisp air. wind. cr...
Posted by Jenny Penny on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 10:52:00 PST

Stupid Hollywood

For months and months and months I have been feeling guilty every time I go to the video store because I keep passing over Oscar nominated films for little quirky films I think I'll like more.  T...
Posted by Jenny Penny on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 10:39:00 PST

album of the year

Rainer Maria - Catastrophe Keeps Us Togetherin my humble opinion at least...And while i'm here, can somebody please explain to me why people are such assholes? Especially those of the male sex that co...
Posted by Jenny Penny on Sun, 07 May 2006 11:27:00 PST

Pinback and other such things...

First off, if you don't listen to Pinback, now is the time to start. Besides being awesome, one of the lead vocalists name is Armistead Smith IV. Furthermore, the other lead vocalist, Rob Crow, is one...
Posted by Jenny Penny on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 01:54:00 PST

tag. i'm it.

So here's the rule. Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 6 weird things/habits about yourself. In the end you need to choose the next 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't...
Posted by Jenny Penny on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 01:25:00 PST