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Lurch

the large print givith, and the small print takith away

About Me

neglectful swag bellied weasel, selfish and one tracked, whiskey swilling, twisted, low down, take the wind right out of your sails, born of hate, mopey, dishonest scum, stab your own brother in the back, lying, cheating, sulking, hulking, brutish, over dominant, dime a dozen, up to no good, black hearted, soul sucking bastard who'd rather spit than smile. what did you expect from me? take it or leave it.things are shitty.

My Interests

my dawgs

I'd like to meet:

fuck 'em

Music:

gotta have it

Books:

i never finish em

Heroes:

grandad