If you like Pina' Coladas... That joke will not be understood by my younger friends. It may sound corny, and really Coom-by-ya, but I really don't like people. No, I do. I really love it when you see people when their guard is down. Like at the airport, when people are reunited. Or when there's a little kid in the mix; or better yet, a dog. Seriously, dogs are just the best. I love visiting my sister's family, but when I walk in the door, do I want a warm hug, a queery about my flight, someone to take my bag ? Hell no! I want a dog's greeting. Their dog doesn't know whether to shit or go blind, he's so happy to see me. He's doing laps around the living room just to burn off some of his bliss-filled energy. I really dig creative people. People with passion, who are offbeat, and interesting. I personally have very few taboos, so I tend to vibe best with people who are also uninhibited. If we're friends, then I will drive you to Mexico and help you come up with a new alias as you hide from the Federales; I got your back. Let's hope it doesn't come to this, but things happen, I'm not one to judge.