I am Simeon Israel Martin.. but you can call me Sim… I am the sixth off eight children, four boys and four girls. I grew up in the middle of nowhere and I was home schooled my whole life, (which would explain my poor social skills) thankfully my best friend who was also home schooled.. Lived only a half block away…I am pretty much a contradiction. I’m the worlds smartest moron, hardest working lazy bum, and I’m stubborn on top of all that.. so yeah, I am pretty much the ox and the moron!.
