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ryan

dang! dang! dang! dang! dang! dang! dang! dang!

About Me


i hold revolving doors open for people.
meridians all look the same to me.
i look forward to odd numbered days.
i could write a book about a chapter.
i'm a legend in my own chart .
i don't understand.
i may need help .

My Interests

telling vespertine to stop eating my wrists: 'ow! babe, stop it. doctor says i'm not supposed to get my wrists bitten off.' ... growing a thin red irish beard. or getting easily discouraged and shaving ... associating songs with people ... phone numbers written on scrap paper ... practicing proper coma etiquette ... flipping on or off two or more light switches at exactly the same time ... throwing egg shells into the sink ... maps ... counting the number of steps i go up or down ... anti-jingoism ... flux capacitors ... viva dry humor ... taking this too seriously ... pretending to know more french than i actually do ... walking the fine line between something and something else ... going back to the drawing board ... challenging international relations theories to a duel ...

I'd like to meet:


so i don't know about bores. maybe you shouldn't feel too sorry if you see some swell girl getting married to them. they don't hurt anybody, most of them, and maybe they're secretly all terrific whistlers or something. who the hell knows? not me.

Books:

hip to be squared:
a beginner's guide to exponents.
autobiography:
the story of a car.

My Blog

i like you.

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Posted by ryan on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 09:06:00 PST