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mike on the mic

if it dont make money, then it dont make sense

About Me

I'm from Decatur, Illinois where I lived until I was 11. My mom and I moved to Cincinnati soon after my uncle Jim, who was the closest thing to a father I ever had, passed away. He influenced me more over those 11 short years than anybody else will ever. I'm glad we moved but I extremely miss my family every day.
I'm closer to my mom than I will ever be with anyone else. She's the single most important thing in my life.
I havent seen my dad since I was eight years old and I'm afraid to find him because I might just kill him.
I don't have many friends, but the ones I do have mean just as much to me as my family. I will have their back to the death whether they are wrong or right and I would kill for any single one of them.
I have an amazing girlfriend who goes out of her way and does everything she can to make me happy. I don't tell her enough how much I appreciate her and I'm sorry.
If I didn't have music I would've lost my mind years ago. Music can snap me out of a bad mood faster than anything, it can calm my nerves, it can make me cry and it gives me chills on a daily basis. I truely believe that I'm more passionate about music than anyone else will ever be about anything...except for maybe Joe Harris and his amazing Boston Red Sox.
I'm a very stressed out and very angry person. I'm not a huge asshole but I can be biggest prick you've ever met and will not hesitate to do so if I feel need be. I hate people, all of them, and more than you do. I'm racist and I'll be the first to admit it. And not just against black people, they need to quit hogging the spotlight...I hate all races (including white people). I don't think I'm better than you or that special but you better be pretty damn impressive to be invited into my life. I'm happy with the few friends I have and dont need or care to have any more.
Unless I know you, leave me the hell alone.
I love the Chicago Bears, Indianapolis Colts, Chicago White Sox and St. Louis Cardinals with all my heart and soul. If you're a Cubs fan and I've been drinking, I'm probably going to try to fight you. (steve moore is a huge flamming Cub-loving homosexual)
And the final thing you need to know about me is more than anything ever, I wish I could be Wolverine and it breaks my heart every day that I can't.
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Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?

Raphael
You can be considered the 'dark one' of your family. You're a hot-head, face it. Or...the 'Realist' some may say. It's a dog-eat-dog world, you're a pretty big dog. You normally lay low until some one gets up your back. You're anti-social and short-tempered...and you're not big on admitting it! But, even though you can act kinda rude and not-there, you're a rather large teddy bear on the inside when it comes to the ones you love...in danger. You hate being called a, 'softy' and you're always ready to 'bring it'.
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Your results:
You are Venom Venom 91% Apocalypse 69% Juggernaut 68% Dark Phoenix 66% Two-Face 64% Magneto 61% Dr. Doom 46% The Joker 43% Kingpin 43% Green Goblin 40% Lex Luthor 38% Mr. Freeze 32% Mystique 28% Catwoman 27% Poison Ivy 23% Riddler 7% Strength, disguise and adrenaline are your greatest weapons.
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Fat Mike
People Iced: Sixty
Car Bombs Planted: Twenty-five
Favorite Weapon Pipe Wrenches
Arms Broken: Thirty-two
Eyes Gouged: Twelve
Tongues Cut Off: Seven
Biggest Enemy: Da' Loot
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My Interests

music, my family & friends who are just as close, playing guitar, going to shows, football, red meat, cars, rims that keep spinning when you stop, computers, fighting, knives, kittens, fire, pens, candy, credit cards, sunblock, handin out ass whoopins, ice cream, cartoons, swimming, cellular phones, pirates, ninjas, stealing, scars, laughing, action figures, opposable thumbs, monkeys, boneless "buffalo" wings, food, money, cologne, crest expressions toothpaste, swing sets, sunsets, beaches, girls who shave, my les paul, my sg, movies, cuddling

I'd like to meet:

People with extreme talent. Thrice, Dave Grohl, Travis Barker, Peyton Manning, Brian Urlacher, Stan Lee, Eminem, Ludacris, Jay-Z, Timbaland, Chris and Tom Lord-Alge, Adam Lazerra...ect. Anyone who can seriously and knowledgeably talk about music for hours.

Does your favortie band have their own walk of fame star? ..

Music:

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Which guitar are you

Gibson Les Paul
You are a Gibson Les Paul. You are a favorite of some of the best metal AND rock and roll bands. You are flaxible and can be used in almost any genre. you are a classic.

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Movies:

i loves me some movies

Television:

CSI, Family Guy, Oblongs, Futurama, Rome, vicTorV, mXc, American Dad, Friends, Surreal Life, basically anything on VH1

Books:

Harry Potter, Stephen King, Grisham, DaVinci series, Anything by Sonny Barger

Heroes:

JC, my uncle Jim, my momma

My Blog

not once...not twice...

It's Thrice, bitches! Feb. 20 - bogarts - 7:30 be there and i'll be sure you get punched in the face.
Posted by mike on the mic on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 11:53:00 PST

if you cross me, ill cut you

the only good thing mtv has ever done...theres a little show called "celebrity rap superstar" if you havent seen it, they take a couple of b-list, ex-celebrities and make them rap. rock god sebas...
Posted by mike on the mic on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 07:38:00 PST

I’ve calculated your chance of survival, but I don’t think you’ll like it.

dont talk shit, cause i'll rub your nose in it.
Posted by mike on the mic on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 02:25:00 PST

bloody marys = "bloody" faces

so i'm an alcoholic and i just want to write a little thank you to my friends for taking care of me and making sure i have a ride and a place to sleep. and a special thank you to steven begley for not...
Posted by mike on the mic on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 06:09:00 PST

another thick layer of icing on the shit cake that is my life

so for the 3rd year in a row, on the 3rd car that i've owned, someone broke in a stole my cd player. i hate everyone.
Posted by mike on the mic on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 09:27:00 PST

top 5 music survey

each question asks for your top 5 answers. they do not however ask for them in top 5 order, so dont waste time trying to organize your answers. top 5 all-time favorite bands/artists1. motley crue2. ta...
Posted by mike on the mic on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 05:13:00 PST

i know you wanna know

1.The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?someone neat2. When shopping at the grocery store do you return your cart?unless i had to park far away...i dont like to do all kinds of walkin3. In a socia...
Posted by mike on the mic on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 09:57:00 PST

come last call i'm never alone

well i stumbled in at 2 am, all drunk and full of smokemy wife said i've had enough, thats it, i'm sick, get out!so i stumbled down to kelly's pub across the edge of townand i told the boys me story a...
Posted by mike on the mic on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:53:00 PST

i haven't not been drinking

At 11:45 he got a cold beer and drank it from the bottle. He finished it too fast. Five minutes after the first beer, he opened a second. He poured it in a glass to encourage himself to sip it and mak...
Posted by mike on the mic on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 10:31:00 PST

do snakes have hair?

they do when they're ferrets.
Posted by mike on the mic on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 08:18:00 PST