Ali Xir

About Me

Also called alixir of life. an alchemic preparation believed to be capable of prolonging life. an alchemic preparation believed to be capable of transmuting base metals into gold. the quintessence or absolute embodiment of anything.

I try to do my own thing, but the trouble is with your own thing is you end up on your own.
The Beta Band, "Simple"

I like boys. They taste like ice cream. Can I have a lick?

My friends say I'm a fucking funny bitch. I'm still not sure what they mean. I know I have an evil streak in my humour and I will win every time in a battle of one liners and cut you down at the knees humour. No one has yet succeeded in snatching the golden underpant of humour from my tight ass.

I'm also a bloody nerd. Yes, I can't help it. Don't pick on me for it. No, stop it. You're just annoyed cos I'm smarter than you. Don't hit me again or I'll tell the teacher. Really, I will.

I also quite like music. Just a little. Not so much that you'd say I would go out and buy a CD or anything. No sireebob. That's for the cool kids. I'm not one of them, and I'm too shy to go into a music shop anyway.

My Photos on Flickr

How cute is the young Pete Doherty? Bless.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who make me laugh and love a beer on a Sunday afternoon. And Old Greg.

My Blog

Time to say sorry

I have to say sorry to my friends here, on faceslap, and in the real world. I've been so swamped with work and my own little life that I haven't been keeping in touch with anyone. Just so you know, yo...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 11:27:00 GMT

Bring it to me, or Ill take it

I've just watched an ad on TV for the Salvos. That's the Salvation Army for anyone not Australian. Their slogan is:If it's too good to throw away, bring it to a Salvos Stores!People, for your own good...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 07:52:00 GMT

Cheap flight from Melbourne to Perth. Want it?

I've got a spare ticket from Melbourne to Perth. It's dirt cheap, like around $200. That's a return ticket. If anyone wants it, let me know. It leaves mid arvo Wednesday, and back Monday night. I'll ...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 07:19:00 GMT

Perth

I've got a cheap ticket to Perth on Wednesday, which is all well and good, but I don't think I can afford the hotel for the week, and I can't do back packers. Anyone know a good cheap hotel around Fre...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:20:00 GMT

Oh I'm so camp

I have just decided, in my Tuesday night wine fuelled mood, that I want to go camping. In the winter. It'll be freezing cold. It'll be a stupid idea. But I want to go. I want to cuddle up with someon...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 05:10:00 GMT

Facebook

I've noticed a sharp spike in movement from myspace to facebook in the last two weeks. I'm finding a whole lot more people on there I know. If you're on there, search for me. You'll easily be able to ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 05:38:00 GMT

The Age Old Debate

Is Marmite better than Vegemite?Oh yeah, it's time to fight over it again.I've recently had the fortune of being given some English Marmite. Mmmm. Oh yeah. I'm licking it off the knife right now. I lo...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 21:12:00 GMT

I'm addicted to Cheese

I love cheese. I really do. I would happily eat it for breakfust, lunch and dinner. The only thing that stops me is the size I would become if I did ingest so much. I do eat a lot of the cheesy goodne...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 19:38:00 GMT

Are you getting enough?

For men, the median number of lifetime female sexual partners was seven. For women, the median number of male partners was four.KCCI.comIs this every year? I think people need to get out a bit more. S...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 00:56:00 GMT

My other blog

For those that might be interested, I've started another blog. I have three altogether, but this new one is a bit more general techy stuff. My work one I won't post here as I don't want the two worlds...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 21:18:00 GMT