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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Down to the point for ya...
• Laid back, but feisty German girl
• LOVE hockey - LA KINGS!!! Finally started playing 3/08!
• Love music, I get lost in it everyday
• Love the smell of a BBQ at dusk in the summer
• Love anything water. Was a competitive swimmer for 14 years
• You can spot me in a crowd because of my hair
• I can go from sports fan to girly ;)
• Studied art history in Paris
• My mom and older brother are my world!!
• I have a psycho cat named Sabre
• I want a golden lab
• I hate getting up before I want to
• Love live music, concerts
• I like to cook and bake
• I would intentionally drop eggs on the floor when I was a kid
• Love sushi, I could eat it everyday
• Play air hockey whenever I can
• I'm competitive with everything!
• And yes, I can be a poor sport sometimes... but you'll get over it ;)
• Love playing pool
• Love arcades
• Current drink of choice - Riesling, the "other" white wine
• Not into the hollywood club scene
• I like bars and loungy places
• Love comedy: Brian Regan, Jim Gaffigan, Daniel Tosh, Dave Chapelle...
• Love to laugh
• I write poetry, it's therapeutic
• Vices: Procrastination, chocolate, sleeping in
• Why are you still reading this....
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Grounded, driven, like-minded people that don't take life too seriously and can laugh at themselves. ;) And any fans of the greatest game in the world...HOCKEY!! 50 bonus pts for LA KINGS fans!!

My Blog

Hockey Funnies... not Bunnies :P

A TRUE CANADIANIt's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neig...
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 11:39:00 GMT

If the NHL was a High School...

Anaheim would be the kid that beats you up and steals your lunch money.Atlanta would be the slutty cheerleader everyone scores on.Boston would be the kid who you want to like&but you can't because he ...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:52:00 GMT

Things I DID learn from working in porn...

1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not sc...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 11:57:00 GMT

in homage to my beautiful mother...

A Mother's Endless LifeI wish I could show youmy world through your eyes.Each second of every dayis stamped with your love.Every thought behind every action is molded from your words.Each step I take ...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 17:59:00 GMT

one-up this you stupid bitch!!

seriously... why do people feel the need to one-up you all the time. i'm here telling a story and a co-worker interjects right in the middle with his own tales of woe. i realize that you now feel some...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:55:00 GMT

BEND AT THE KNEES!!!!

OK, everyone has pet peeves and mine are a little weird I have to admit, but I know I'm not alone with this one! People need to stop bending over with their ASSES IN THE AIR!! For fuck's sake peop...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 01:07:00 GMT