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weezer

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

my name is weezer i'm a fat ass cat that lives with my owner near McKeesport PA (what a shithole!!) i'm three years old even though my profile says i'm seventeen (i don't know what's up with that shit) i love to lay around, look out the window, sleep, eat, take dumps, and lick myself. i love soft and hard foods and my favorite treats are chicken flavored pounce, milk, and shrimp cocktail. i love a good cat toy now and then but i can be satisfied with a good balled up cigarette wrapper too. i love catnip and if your stupid enough to put the roll of shit paper on the roller thing in the bathroom i will punish you by unraveling the whole thing on the floor. ..

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i would like to meet cool cats who are into the same shit i'm into. i'm not trying to get laid because i am neutered.

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