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MySpace Layouts MySpace Codes MySpace BackgroundsMy name is Steven Galloway. I am the author of two novels, Ascension and Finnie Walsh (both available on Amazon, Chapters, and Powells), and an expert on unicorns and unicorn mating rituals. I am also available to teach workshops and give demonstrations on how to apply unicorn love-making techniques to your marriage or consensual conjugal relationship.My classes focus on a number of key techniques dedicated to returning the fantasy and magic back to you love life:***Unleashing Your Inner Horn*** ***The Narwhal Tickle*** ***The Oryx Position*** ***The Rear Admiral*** ***Anointing Your Alicorn*** ***Unicorn Hygiene***

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

5 Things That Make Unicorns "Horny!" 5. Kindness and consideration. 4. Turning your boudoir into a unicorn play palace, with a cotton-candy meadow (i.e. your dresser or other counter area), an enchanted animal kingdom (i.e. stuffed animals on your bed), and a magical pond of pink, bubbles (i.e. your bathtub). 3. Unicorn mating toys like alicorn rings and black licorice crops. 2. The use of archaic language, like "Thou shall be my catamite this fortnight!" 1. Cupcakes and more cupcakes!

My Blog

Favourite Pet Shop Boys songs

5. "West End Girls"4. "You Were Always on My Mind"3. "I Love Steve Galloway and Unicorns" (unreleased)2. "What Have I Done to Deserve This?"1. "Domino Dancing"
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 16:35:00 GMT

Sometimes I wish...

that I was a third the size I am now, so that I could ride a Shetland pony!that someone had told me that "Blades of Glory" was a comedy.that, at the end of the rainbow, there wasn't gold but food and...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 01:41:00 GMT

Five New Unicorn Love Tips

5. Streamers!4. Turn a life-size headshot of Zach Braff or James Blunt into a mask for your Unicorn lover!3. Pillow Fights!2. Be creative with your Swiffer Duster!1. Butterscotch!
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 13:08:00 GMT

Our weekly unicorn gathering in the Globe and Mail

Thanks, Noah!http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.2006 1110.wrichler11/BNStory/specialTravel/homeOn the road with Richler: Vancouver's sensual sideNOAH RICHLER Unlike Toronto's moribund I...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 16:10:00 GMT

Unicorn Quiche Recipe!

This recipe sets the perfect mood for a night of unicorn connubial bliss!Ingredients Pie dough for one 9-inch crust 1-1/2 cups grated cheeses (use cheddar, Gruyere, Swiss, or mozzarella in any p...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 17:27:00 GMT

Unicorn Party Last Night at the A&N!

All the unicorn lovers came out to play and prance last night! We had cupcakes and talked about rainbows, peace, our hopes and dreams. And then I gently mounted each of them... with my clothes on and ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 07:00:00 GMT

Famous People Who Remind Me of Unicorns! ! !

Adrienne Clarkson (because of her dignity).Dane Cook (because of the joy he inspires).Mandy Moore (because she has excellent posture).The lead singer of Coldplay (because unicorns also care about bann...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 13:59:00 GMT

Cupcake Courier!

If you want to make me happy at Xmastime...http://www.cupcakecourier.com/pages/page_layout.h tmlhttp://www.cupcakecourier.com/
Posted by on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 13:47:00 GMT

Unicorns inspire my writing :-)) !

When I'm not teaching unicorn love techniques, I'm a creative writing professor. Still, unicorns are a great influence on my writing. As a novelist, I hope to provide the same delight, uplift, and w...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 13:18:00 GMT