JOSE @K@ H03 $@Y *214 PROMOTIONS*

About Me

I am just trying 2 Get By With As Much Excitement as poSsIbLe with the least amount of drama.
Height:
5'9
Ethnic Background:
Mexican, Spanish, and Cuban but Can't we all just get along??
Current Place of Residence:
Plano TX thats my hood
Favorite Foods:
Free Food
Favorite Drink:
Red Bull and Vodka, I call This ''THe TIme boMb''
Favorite hobbies:
I like to fart in the bathtub and turn around and bite the bubbles
Favorite Outdoor Activity:
Party, Clubs, Movies, Skateboarding, concerts and more
Favorite Sexual Position:
Me drunk and her paying
Favorite Pick up Line:
You know there are a lot of great guys out there, But only a few of us aren't gay
Favorite Word:
Open Bar
Turn Ons:
Girls in pig tails, Latin girls, Girl's that drive trucks, Mesquite girls, Plano girl's, college girl's . . . . GIRL'S!
Turn Offs:
Snotty stuck up girl's . . . hmmmmm . . . then why do I like Plano girl's??!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone that can do at least three of the following five things: 1) Tell a Joke 2) Name more than three current players of the MAvs 3) Cook 4) Never EVER use mystic tanning spray 5) Parallel Park
Hit Me up On Aim .. at xXxSE3KxXx

Music:

AnYtHIng But CounTRY.........
But MAinLy....ROCK.....MEtAl......
RAp......ALternatiVe....TeCHno......ETc.........

LOUD MUSIC!!! Concerts are the shit! I've seen so many shows, and I have to say that it can be one of the most fun experiences of your life! Local music is awesome, Dallas / Ft. Worth has a bad ass music scene, it just needs to be exposed a bit more... If ya ever wanna come to a show just hit me up

Movies:

hMh.....butTerfly effect, the exorcist, scary movie,
the terminal, napoleon dynamite, the 6th sense,
blow, Scarface, HITCH, and many MOO

I love just about any kind of movie, I'll put up with a
chick flick if I like you enough ;-)

Television:

That 70's show, of course the real world
Chapelle Show, punk'd, Entourage,
pimp ma ride, wonder showzen, family guy,
team sanchez, viva la bam....etc

Books:

Playboy, Hustler, CCS, Men's Health, Revolver, Rollin Stone, TV y novleas...etc

Heroes:

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My Blog

What I Want....

1. She must be hot: I don't mean pretty, cute, or attractive. I mean people-stop-in-the-street, random-men-follow-you-home, cars-wreck-as-you-walk-by hot. Looks are not everything, but that's where it...
Posted by H03 $@Y Cu3RVo on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 02:49:00 PST

Never TRUST a girl who ____________________!

1. NEVER trust a girl who has a tongue ring! She is 10x more likely to cheat! HOOCH! lol. 2. NEVER trust a girl who wears GLITTER eye shadow, nothing screams hoochie like glitter eye shadow!!! 3. NEV...
Posted by H03 $@Y Cu3RVo on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 06:22:00 PST

Padre Nuestro De Los Fresas

Papi miooo ke estas en los súper cieloooooos&Santificadísimo mil veces sea tu nombreVenga tu reino a nosotros, porque si es tuyo,¿verdaaaaad?Has tu voluntad, o sea, así como en el cielo, igual en la t...
Posted by H03 $@Y Cu3RVo on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 08:44:00 PST

HOW TO INSTANTLY SPOT A HOOCHIE!!!!!

HOW TO INSTANTLY SPOT A HOOCHIE!!!!! She has..... 1. Blonde hair with the BLACK low- lights underneath!!!!! HOOCH!!!! 2 TRAMP STAMP- the tattoo right above the BOOTY! HOOCH!!...
Posted by H03 $@Y Cu3RVo on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 02:34:00 PST

The Date Application Form

Loser, party of one, your application is ready: The Date Application Form You don't have to fill out every field, just the ones you feel like. Have fun. Your name: ...
Posted by H03 $@Y Cu3RVo on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 12:24:00 PST

The Drunk Scale

When describing how drunk I get, I use my own scale that my friends and I devised: "Buzzed" is after a few beers, when I can feel the alcohol affecting me, but I think I can still drive reasonabl...
Posted by H03 $@Y Cu3RVo on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 11:13:00 PST