Mr. Green Eyes

This guy Mr. Green Eyes... Is actually an alien from a planet that floats around one of the stars from that random group yall call Orion. Anyways... to make a long and boring story short he crash landed on this plant (which is filled with mostly cool cats, but run for some reason by angry and overly aggressive governments) while refilling his zintherion jugs. Being that he was stuck he decided to take the form of a white boy from the hood with an above average sense of body rhythm, almost perfectly straight teeth, and of course green eyes.