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GROSSEPH JOEFISH

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About Me

I PLAY GUITAR ALOT. It fills in the blanks and I dont think I could be without it.HORRIFIC, IMMENSE, HOMOSEXY, BIT SPESH, CHRONIC, WASSON!, TO THE MAX, ASSMUNCH, GAHETTO, HAZARRRRR.I eat way too much CHEESE, and not enough greens. I lived in a caravan in some orchard up unitl age of 2 - so I figure im meant to be a GYPSY. Im pretty slack like that."YEAH OK IM DRUNK. BUT IN THE MORNING I'LL BE SOBER, WHEREAS YOU'LL STILL BE BEAUTIFUL."JOSEPH JAMES WELDEN. IVE GOT AN ITCH - AND IM PROBABLY GOING TO ITCH IT REGARDLESS OF THE CONSEQUENCES.Studying BA FINE ART at BIAD, BCU; I did a foundation at SCAT and alevels @ Richard Huish both in taunton, somerset.."I dont talk likes a proper CUNTRY BUMPKIN but opefuls you'll never have to look at me properlee anywayz"Last time I did that Anne Robinson IQ test on TV I got a 132. (it must have been a fucking fluke)I once had my picture taken with MR MOTIVATOR (!) in Menorca on the beach when GMTV came to town. I sat on his knee! hopefully he will accept my friend request and we can remenice.....
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My Interests

..FASCINATIONS AND PLEASANTARIES..:I SHOULD SAY ART, GUITAR/Mandolin/Tapping Fingers on the table or my knee, My ZEN VISION M due to IPODS SUCKING SO MUCH, TUNNOCK'S CARAMEL BARS, Going for a RANDOM DRIVE, CHEESE- as aforementioned, DVD TO FALL ASLEEP TO, DARK/Plain COCOLATE + CHILEAN MERLOT, Sensations like dunking your HAND INTO a barrel of RICE, COLOUR paper, Clay, Real ALE, Cheeseburger STEAK (bit of rump in chunky bread with cathedral city or anchor or strong cheeeeeeeese from DIGBETH MARKET and it melts) + Spinach -it tastes of nothing and its good for you- result :O, JACK Daniels, Going out in the RAIN (new), The IDEA of Utopia, Photography, GADDON, Frizbee, CUTTING my mates HAIR, Cutting my ENEMIES hair, Colourful belts, The 'dream AESTHETIC', Trying something new, Funny ACCENTS that are hard to distinguish or pinpoint (ie Tessa's 'Bulgarian' constipated accent)and PAINTING mainly.FRIENDS, FLATMATES, FAMILY, and BANDS...

I'd like to meet:

A REALLY LAID BACK GIRL WHO WILL LOOK AFTER ME AND MAKE ME CHUCKLE. 'MANY SMILES IN SUCCESSION'ARTISTS, MUSICIANS, LEGENDS.OLD FRIENDS, NEW FRIENDS. ANYTIME DAY OR NIGHT.BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE AS WELL AS MUNTERS (Y)HUMOUR MERCHANTSBELIEVERS IN SMALL FAMILY BUSINESSESie UFFCULME POST OFFICE (it was no more on the 27th july 2007) and i think everyone should Pay Neville Norman a visit in T.C.S. Electrical supplies shop- over the river down WESTEXE next time they want their washing machine, or anything else looked at- please dont go to anyone else!BRIAN BLESSED- DEFINITELY!View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

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Music:

FUGAZI, MUCC, GOMEZ, SOUNDGARDEN, GENESIS, KEIKO, CAVE IN, 36CRAZYFISTS, JAY JAY PISTOLET, the DISSOCIATIVES, OCEANSIZE, KANSAS, MARK RONSON, THE FALL OF TROY, YOURCODENAMEIS:MILO, SHOUT OUT LOUDS, JOSH GROBAN, STRAPPING YOUNG LAD, KRAFTY KUTZ/ A skillz, VAN MORRISSON, DJ FORMAT, ARCHITECTURE IN HELSINKI, BIFFY CLYRO, EVIL NINE, DEFTONES, REEF, NICK DRAKE, COHEED AND CAMBRIA, MR SCRUFF, MUSE, DREAM THEATER (eeeeek), DEATH CAB, EAGLES OF DEATH METAL, THE CLASH, REUBEN, TOM VEK, THE SUBWAYS, KILLSWITCH ENGAGE (just because they remind me of Henry's bar, Taunton) RIVAL SCHOOLS, BECK, ARCHITECTS, INTERPOL, HUNDRED REASONS, SIKTH, PAUL BRADY, THRICE, St GERMAIN, INCUBUS, THE CRIBS, ERIC ROCHE(RIP), JEFF BUCKLEY, KEB DARGE, PANTERA, TEAM SLEPP, KINGS OF LEON, LED ZEP, TAKING BACK SUNDAY(ok soph?!), GRAHAM COXON, METRIC, THE FLAMING LIPS, FRANK TURNER, PEARL JAM, SUFJAN STEVENS, DELAYS, MUDVAYNE, THE SMASHING PUMPKINS, HOT CLUB DE PARIS, ARCHIE BRONSON OUTFIT, 4HERO, THURSDAY (me and the aby-respect), JUBB AND THE DIRTY SLEEVES (thanks to Ali and Rupert- wellington's finest), HPR, POISON THE WELL, BILLY TALENT, ALBERT HAMMOND JR, JULIETTE AND THE LICKS, COLDSEAT, SIMON AND GARFUNKEL, FFAF. (old), WILLY MASON, FINCH, PRIMUS, MILLION DEAD to MODEST MOUSE. . . goes on my friends, goes on. ..

Movies:

AKIRA KUROSAWA, GUY RITCHIE, MATTHEW BARNEY, MICHEL GONDRY. Into The Wild, Amelie, The Green Mile, Pi Requiem For A Dream- Music is amazing Infernal affairs- although Departed is equally good despite 'MATT DAMON!' Napoleon Dynamite, Anchorman (sky rocket at night. afternoon delight), Snatch,Lockstock,Layer Cake are all good and cheeky. Leon, Where the Buffalo Roam (SOCK IT TO EM!) Girl Interrupted- blonde jolie- interesting, Jacob's Ladder, Nanook of the north (joke), Koyannisquatsi (another joke),anything with a cunning storyline really.....

Television:

The IT Crowd ('You're making it go back iiin') Peep Show Man Stroke Woman QI Mock The Week Have I Got News For You Top Gear and yes... HOLLYOAKSi say i dont watch tv but ultimately...yep i do. oh and Hary Hill's TV burp- but it aint on no more :( come back HARRY! 'What are the chances of that happening????' .. Peep Show - Payback Time

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Books:

YeahI know what you mean when you say 'BOOKS'I Totally agree...

Heroes:

MY MUM AND HER SPAG BOL. MY DAD AND HIS PLASTERING.Ultimately, people i can rely on :)Just for one day. BOWIE ALL THE WAYJOLIE / JOVOVICH. I Have a bit of a thing...People that make a living from doing what they enjoy; Nobody deserves to be stuck in a non gratifying, dead end and impassionate job.Hugh Hefner- now thats a man who knows how to wear a dressing gown. . .Boris Johnson- what a legendRoberto Matta- 'what is it?!' Dorethea Tanning- refined masterful. Matthew Barney- Allegorical Genius

My Blog

BYE BYE TIVOLI

I Am Feeling upset and saddened :( Today i went to see the new Simpsons movie at our local picture house in Tiverton- it turned out to be a fair old chortle :) and for that, I am thankful. We que...
Posted by GROSSEPH JOEFISH on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 02:29:00 PST

SHE fell over in the wind

oh my gosh. golly golly gosh to the max! today i saw a very up-to-date image of the beautiful Angelina Jolie, and i was most displeased with her current physical state. Not only due to the fact she lo...
Posted by GROSSEPH JOEFISH on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 05:02:00 PST

The Aftermath

North Newton Beerfest was great however, I am now not!!!!!! I have to say the toilets were approachable (ish) even this morning so im impressed with the organisational skills of the..... erm well orga...
Posted by GROSSEPH JOEFISH on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 06:10:00 PST

Beer and wine, im gonna feel fine...

Hello from Sunny, yes SUNNY uffculme! me and pete are off to North Newton beerfest today, after missing last nights action on account of rain! and its brilliant now, so hope im not jinxing it as i spe...
Posted by GROSSEPH JOEFISH on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 03:22:00 PST

im completely miffed.

God im pissed. Let me tell you a story. me and my very nice friend peter molyneaux from way back, (i mean way way back when we saw a classmate paul king at the age of 4 piss on the classroom car...
Posted by GROSSEPH JOEFISH on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 04:53:00 PST