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About Me

Well Lets See This Is Supposed To Be About Me So Where Do I Start. Well I'm 19yrs Old, I Was Born In Good Ol' Fort Dodge, IA And I Graduated From Fort Dodge Senior High! Right After High School I Joined The Army And I Currently Live In Lincoln, NE. I Like To Just Pretty Much Have A Good Time And Keep Things Interesting! I Like To Party, Hang With My Friends, And If You Wanna Know Anything Else Just Ask Me And I MIGHT TELL YA!!!

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What Alcoholic Drink Are You?You Are Beer!
You Do It The Old Fashioned Way With The Beer.
And As Long As The Beer Keeps Flowing, You're A Happy Camper.
But Don't Mix Things Up: "Beer Before Liquor, Never Been Sicker!" What Alcoholic Drink Are You?
What Kind of Drunk Are You?You're A Wild Drunk
You Get Sick With It!!! Seriously, Beer Bongs & Drinking Games None Of Them Phase You! You'll Just Go Puke & Start Pounding Them Again! What Kind of Drunk Are You?
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My Interests

Whatevers Clever

I'd like to meet:

My Uncle Tad (R.I.P. He Died When I Was Like 8 Months Old), Jesus, Hugh Hefner, Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton, And I Guess Whoever Else I Just Meet Randomly!
What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? Chocolate Milk
Beverage (alc) ? BUD LIGHT
Color ? Blue
Food ? Chinese
Item of clothing ? Jeans And Hoody
Meal of the day ? Chinese
Feature on yourself ? My Dick (Wanna Find Out Ladies?)
Quality in a guy/girl ? Ass And Titties Personality Doesnt Hurt
Phrase ? Don't Really Have One
Song ? Don't Have A Favorite
Musical Artist/Band ? I Dunno I like All Kinds Of Music
Sport ? Baseball
Movie ? Blow or Scarface
TV Show ? Family Guy
Radio Station ? Dont Have A Favorite
Type of Candy ? Starburst
Eye Color ? Blue
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? Yes
Smoke ? Well Nope Sure Don't
Drink ? FUCKIN RITE I DRINK
Have any piercings ? Nope
Have any tatoos ? Negative
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend Yeah I Have But Only Once
Had sex ? OH YEAH
Gone streaking ? Yup Yup
Gone skinny dipping ? I'd Be A Liar If I Said No
Been to Europe ? No I Can't Say I Have
Been to an island ? Haven't Done That Either
Had stitches ? Yeah
Broken any bones ? Yes And It Fuckin Hurt
Been stabbed/shot ? Hell No Are You Crazy
Slept until after 12:00 ? Everyday
Stayed up all night ? Yes I Have
Danced like a whore ? Not Sure Maybe When I Was Fuckered Up
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? Sure Have
Turned down a dare ? Pretty Sure I Have A Few Times
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? RADERLE (Inside Joke)
Is the prettiest ? Bergy
Is the most Sexiest ? Bill Radeer & Adam Dumpster
Is the loudest ? Lar Lar & Auten
Is the craziest ? Auten Or Lar Lar
Is the most shy ? Fuck I Have No Clue
Is the most loving ? Bill Radeer
Is the most understanding ?
Is the most boring ? None Of Them
Is the richest ? Surge
Is the most athletic ? RJ
Is the most cocky ? Jeffrey Nathanial Louis Larsen
Is the biggest sex icon ? RADERLE By Far (Inside Joke)
Is the most wordly/cultured ? No Clue
Do you look up to the most ? Myself
Do you tell everything to ? Whoever I'm Intoxicated Around
Has the best clothes ? Bergy And Radeer
Has the best house ? Surge Or Bergy (Should Be On MTV Cribs)
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? Yeah
Kiss someone of the same sex ? No I Cant Say I would
Cheat on someone you love ? No Prolly Not
Run away from home ? Nope Sure Wouldn't
Lie to your parents ? Oh Yeah Have Plenty Of Times
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? Yup Yup Sure Have Before
Lie to your best friend ? no
Give a homeless person money ? If I Wasn't Broke At The Time
Run from the police ? Heck Yes
Bungee jump ? Yeah I Prolly Would
Sky dive ? Yeah But I'd Prolly Piss Myself
Cross dress ? I Have Before On Holloween
Be an exotic dancer ? Who Wouldnt (Just Kidding No I Wouldnt)
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? Fuckin Rite I Would
Scuba dive ? Prolly But Im Not For Sure
Go rock climbing ? Yeah But Id Fall Halfway Up
Go spulunking (caving) ? No Sounds Boring
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? White Rapper
Bologna ? Kid I Was With In AIT
Hott ? Bangin Body
Orange ? Juice
Real world ? MTV
Fuck ? Yes Of Course I Will
Jack ? Off
Cucumber ? I Dont No Dont Really Think Of Them Often
Hip-Hop ? Music
Uniform ? ACU
UniCORN ! ? Magical Horse With A Horn
Rainbow ? Leprechaun And His Pot O Gold
Clown ? Ronald McDonald

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Music:

All Different Types (Rock, Country, & Rap)

Movies:

Blow, Scarface, Talladega Nights, Borat, Jackass 1 & 2, Billy Madison (Pretty Much Any Adam Sandler Movie), Varsity Blues, Green Street Hooligans, Beerfest, Baseketball, Waiting, Open Season, Gridiron Gang & Forrest Gump.

Television:

Sportscenter, Family Guy, BET, MTV, South Park & Whatever Else Is Good!

Books:

Are You Kidding The Only Thing That I Read Is BUD LIGHT (Or Whatever Im Drinking) On The Side Of The Can!!!

Heroes:

My Mom, My Grams, & My Uncle Tad (R.I.P.)