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About Me

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Your Hidden Talent
Your natural talent is interpersonal relations and dealing with people.
You communicate well and are able to bring disparate groups together.
Your calming presence helps everything go more smoothly.
People crave your praise and complements. What's Your Hidden Talent? .. this video might be the funniest thing you'll ever see. Oh yeah and the weirdest my two lovesVIRGO Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying.My name is Jessie, it should be yelled, sounding something like "Jessaaaayyyyy!" Yes, I've had people tell me that MY NAME IS A CELEBRATION haha, true story, but that's just how most people say my name. ANYWAY, I am here to have fun. I HATE staying home, I love going on adventures. I'm crazy...I love acting- it's a hard business but when you've got passion the way I do, the odds really don't matter. I promise you this, I will NEVER give up. 3 words-dancing, anywhere, anyplace. Even if you can't dance, when I'm around, dance with me anyway, I swear, You'll have an amazing time. I ruin lives lol, meaning I corrupt mad innocent people, I party EVERY night. I don't care, life's way too short for me not to be living up every minute. I'm usually down for anything. My friends are the craziest people on this earth and I love every last one of them, I'm really into writing, especially poetry. I love making collages and looking at art, literally put me in a room with books or paintings and I could be entertained all day. I love going on trips-whether its somewhere on the island or partying in cancun or partying in the middle of the woods. I'm really open-minded and I don't ever dislike people unless they give me a reason. We're all here just to have a good time, whats the point of making people feel out of place or being a dick to them? I hate when people tip-toe around the topic, if you have something to say to me be straight-up because I respect that so much more. I love all different kinds of music-rock, rap, techno, house, hardcore, indie, jazz-old school billy holiday shit, musical theatre (haha damn straight) and mad other shit. I've seen almost every movie, I'm obsessed because I don't sleep so I watch movies instead. There's much more to me but thats up to you to find out.My motto in life no joke: "who are you to judge the life I live? I know i'm not perfect-and I don't live to be, but before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean..."-bob marley I am the funnel queen, don't be mistaken I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

acting, writing, music, poetry, dancing, you know the basic things that almost everyone likes...PEER PRESSUREEEEEE!choking, duh! ..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
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About Yourself
Full Name?: Jessica
Birthplace?: Howard beach i believe
Any Birth Commplications?: yep, almost died, and a little more than a month early
Age?: 19
Any Siblings?: 2
Get Along With Your Parents?: mom-yes, dad-no
Future Occupation?: actress
Goal For This Year?: to have a job and get the lead in a play
Any Piercings?: yepppppppp
Future Piercings?: maybe
Tattoos?: yeppppp
Future Tattoos?: maybe
Any Pets?: nah
Ethnicity?: irish, polish, greek, spanish, italian, morracan, russian
Obsessions?: poetry, blunts (really nice rolled ones), panera, dance parties, i can't forget the dance parties
Pet Peeves?: people who purposely make people have a bad time
Best Quality?: my need for a good time
Worst Quality?: my intolerance of less than amazing
Deep Thoughts
Anything You Hate About Yourself?: obviously, but who doesn't have something they hate about themselves?
What's Your Biggest Fear?: Dying a nobody
Do You Live In The Moment?: yes
What The Compliment You Get From Most People?: You are the most crazy, fun person I have ever met!
What Is The Best Compliment You Ever Recieved?: "You are broadway calibar my dear. I don't think you know that, but you need to."
Are You Emotionally Strong?: hell yeah. If I wasn't I wouldn't be who I am today.
Is There Anything You Regret Doing Or Not Doing?: I'm very big on not regretting a thing, but, I have to say, the stupid chuck palahniuk question incident will haunt me forever!
Do You Pretend To Be Someone Your Not To Look Cool?: hahaha no.
What The Best Life Lesson You Have Learned Thus Far?: you're young until you're not.
Are You Self Concious?: sometimes
Are You Ever Percieved Wrongly?: all the time
Are You Passive or Agressive?: a little bit of both
Are You Introverted Or Extroverted?: same
Have You Ever?
Been In Love?: nah
Gone One Day With Out Food?: yep
Watched A Porno?: yep
Made Out With The Same Sex?: yep
Cried From Laughing So Hard?: obviously, but the most on the best day ever (jes and erik know what I'm talking about)
Had A Black Eye?: yep, my own fault
Stood In The Pouring Rain With A Closed Umbrella In Hand?: not with an umbrella in my hand...
Smiled For No Reason?: of course
Talked To Someone You Don't Know?: that's my life
Sang To Someone?: duh
Tried To Do A Handstand?: yeeppp
Drank?: NEVER a day in my life ;)
Smoked?: ALL DAY EVERYDAYYYY
Shoplifted?: yep
Done Drugs?: yep
Slept Over A Friend's House Of The Opposite Sex?: yep
Do You Believe In...
Love At First Sight?: connections and timing, thats what I believe in
Soul Mates?: yes
Ghosts?: ehhh sometimes
Yin And Yang?: fuck those mofos
Miracles?: yes
Magic?: no
Abortion?: yes
Gay Marriage?: OF COURSE
War?: hell no
At This Moment
What Are You Wearing?: pj pants and a tanktop
Body Part You Are Touching?: none
Are You Lonely Or Content?: content
What Song Are You Listening To?: the owls go-architecture in helsinki
Who Are You Thinking About?: maryjane
Randoms
What's Your Dream Car?: a hot blue convertable
What's The Last Thing You Ate?: I have no idea, I was at robs bros wedding though so something really good lol
Do You Speak Any Languages Besides English?: no, but I like to think that I know polish and spanish
Music You Dislike The Most?: this is a hard question haha, i really like everything
Do You Like Candles?: depends
Ever Made A Prank Call?: whats life if you haven't ever pranked someone?
Furthest Place You Have Traveled?: prob cancun or bermuda
Can You Say The Alphabelt Backwards?: nah
Do You Use Lotion On Your Feet?: yes
Are You Imperfect?: of course!
Are You Untrustworthy?: no
Are You Impolite?: no
Are You A Bad Guesser?: ehhh i have my good and bad guessing days
Do You Make Fun Of People?: No, I don't believe in it, and I think people who do are disgusting
Are You A Jelious Person?: Jealous? nah, you can't change into someone else, what's the point?
Do You Have Thin Or Full Lips?: my top lip is a little thin but my bottom lip is really full
What Ethnicity Do People Tell You Look Like?: greek
What Famous People, Do People Tell You Look Like?: No one
Favorite Music Artist?: Rock-Thursday, Rap- Nas, Jay Z and Busta, R&B- John Legend and Erykah Badu, Techno-DJ Evo, Blues- Billy Holiday, There's more but I can't think right now
Are You Complex Or Simple?: a little bit of both
What Do You Think Of Ugly People?: no one person can be considered ugly, to someone else they're beautiful.
What Do You Think Of Pretty People?: To general?
This Or That
Black And White Or Color?: Black and White, if you know me at all, you'd know that black and white is my FAVORITE :)
Winter Or Summer?: summer duh
Cats Or Dogs?: dogs
Blonde Or Brunette?: brunette
Hot Or Cute?: cute
Pepsi Or Coke?: coke
Night Or Day?: night
Hot Or Cold?: hot
Here Or There?: here
War Or Peace?: peace
Love Or Money?: love
Answer In Song Titles
Are You Male Or Female?: I'm every woman hahahaha
Describe Yourself?: We like to party
How Do You Most Feel About You?: I rock the party that rocks the body
How Do You Feel About Yourself?: Crossroads, will you ever let me go?
Describe Your Ex: Puke
Describe Where You Want To Be: New York, New York
Describe What You Want To Be: All eyes on me
Describe How You Live: Blackout
Describe How You Love: send all my lovin to you
Describe What Sex Would Be Like With You: Phenomenon
Share A Few Words Of Wisdom: Only the good die young
Describe How You Feel Now: The Only difference between martyrdom and suicide is press coverage
Tell Your Crush Something: All or nothing
Describe Your Personality: I've got that boom boom
Describe Your First Thoughts Waking Up: bang, bang
A Police Man Pulls You Over, You Say?: fuck da police!
Favorite Pick Line?: maybe you can owe me
Something You Would Say In Bed?: on the floor
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Music:

*Thursday*Nevea Tears*Boys night out*Tilly and the wall*Frou Frou*The Postal Service*Death Cab for Cutie*The Beatles*Taking back sunday*Brand New*Bright Eyes*Rufio*Dashboard Confessional*Dropkick Murphys*HelloGoodbye*Saves the day*The Movielife*Weezer*The Nine orders of angels (yeahhh andrewww)*HSFH*Catch 22*new found flory*Finch*All American Rejects*Green day*The sex pistols*Cold play*Flogging Molly*The Juliana theory*The Get-up kids*blink-182*The vines*the dave mathews band*Nirvana*Fiona Apple*Pearl Jam*AFI*Coheed and Cambria*REM*Yeah yeah yeahs*Dan Conklin*Neutral Milk Hotel*Atreyu*Silverstein*Elliot Smith*Norah Jones*Streetlight manifesto*Billy Joel*The Cure*Motion City Soundtrack*Reel big fish*Pearljam*Yellowcard*Fleetwood mac*Fred Astaire33*The decemberists*Juelz Santana*Busta Rhymes*Pitbull*Lil Kim*Three six mafia*Ying Yang Twins*Lil Jon*The verve*Nina Sky*Sean Paul*Pharell*Keisha Cole*Black Rob*Jay Z*Cannibus*The Diplomats*kanye West...yeah there's more but oh well

Movies:

Dead Poets Society The boondock saints , white oleander, Fight club, clockwork orange, slc punk , Eternal sunshine for the spotless mind, Traffic, Elephant, Thirteen , 100 girls , Cruel intentions, amy Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers movies, any shirley temple movies, Gone with the wind, Animal house, Risky Business, Blazing Saddles, any Monty Python movie, Hook, Saw, Through the looking glass, Moulin Rouge, about a boy, the breakfast club, harry potter, the exorcist, any disney movie, rock n roll high school, the faculty, amelie , my girl, basketball diaries , say anything, trojan wars, less than zero , requiem for a dream , the secret garden, my fair lady, bye bye birdie, Super troopers, west side story, the wedding singer, man on the moon , a walk to remember, centerstage, save the last dance, bend it like beckham, the dark crystal, the hours, ten things I hate about you, monster ball, butterfly effect, splendor in the grass , auntie mame , a goofy movie, grease, grease 2, chicago, stand by me, lord of the rings, pretty woman, steel magnolias, clerks, mall rats, dogma, welcome to the dollhouse, foxfire, 28 days later, the craft, pearl harbor, the vagina monologues, pirates of the carribbean, the goonies, The rules of attraction , frida, and a ridiculous amount more because all I do is watch movies...

Television:

any VH1 countdowns, the simpsons, drawn together, shorties watching shorties, spongebob squarepants, Degrassi, radio free roscoe, my so called life, sex and the city, etc.

Books:

Perks of being a wallflower, Choke, Lullaby, Fight Club, Survivor, Haunted, Stranger than fiction (basically anything by Chuck Palahniuk), Anything Shakespeare, Normal Girl, the daVinci code, Harry potter (the 5 of them), forbidden secrets, the color purple, The Fuck-Up and a lot more but im too lazy to write them all down

Heroes:

Ewik Wibbonati Jes and Nicuragua! Robertooooo! Lisa Dlebangonator, And of course my S. Dunne...Jack--hey man hes fuckin crazy EDWARD NORTON , Robin Thicke , Geoff Rickley,Andy Kauffman, Dick Van Dyke, John Lennon, Jim Carrey, Frida Kahlo, The Poozle crew--Theatre kids rawk, Audrey Hepburn, Any old movie stars from mainly the 30's, Wyatt Earp haha oh yes, and without a doubt, of couse...CHUCK PALAHNIUK!!!! Yeah, I did meet him

My Blog

Basketball Players and Talk Show Hosts

It's almost January 20th, the hardest day of the year to live through. For me at least. This is gonna mark the day Danielle died, fuckin four years. Four years! Where has all that time gone? Cause it ...
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Ok, so if you REALLY know me, you know about things that I have done. I am not ashamed or regret anything I have ever done, I look at everything as a life experience, Don't judge me if I've done somet...
Posted by The Dutchess of Dutches on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 08:47:00 PST

This is what you should do

Acting is awesome, and if you don't see school plays then that makes you a loser. Because it's not easy, and people work hard and apparently you are "too cool" to come out and support hardworking peop...
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