Myspace Made Me Hate Life |
I know I'm being an asshole for pointing out something everyone should already know, but, fuck it, it's my birthday. No one is reading all these surveys you're filling out and sending to all of your f...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:32:00 GMT |
Once |
Our whole relationship was another sad lament for love. We stopped saying what we meant and just mourned together in silence as everything fell apart. I clung to the ghost of what we were until there ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 18:09:00 GMT |
Brass in Pocket |
Drug paraphernalia laws are bullshit. Every state in America (and your trusty federal government) has these trumped up laws that are basically a legalized form of entrapment and a way to milk citizens...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 03:30:00 GMT |
Nothing Precious At All |
She always said she was allergic to food and I never saw her eat anything so I had no reason to doubt her. I began to suspect that she sustained herself on cigarettes, booze, pills, and lies. And it m...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 22:14:00 GMT |
Blue Skies Ahead |
Its funny how everything important loses relevance when you lose someone you love. Things that seemed so meaningful before are rendered meaningless. Things that you once loved are bereft of any emotio...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 11:53:00 GMT |
Pull The Strings |
Im convinced that Laura Bush is a simulacrum. Just look at her with these other puppets in this photo that I came across on Joe Wilsons excellent satirical blog. Shes either a puppet or so loaded o...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 11:57:00 GMT |
Tom Cruise Is An Asshole |
I read this interview with Stephen Spielberg and Tom Cruise earlier today about the War of the Worlds movie. At least the interview was supposed to be about War of the Worlds, but the journalist appar...
Posted by on Fri, 06 May 2005 01:55:00 GMT |
If You Could See It Then You'd Understand |
Theres nothing more depressing than watching a line of white girls trying to dance to dreadfully outdated rock music. If they moved any more mechanically theyd have wires hanging out of their fat as...
Posted by on Thu, 05 May 2005 02:41:00 GMT |
Wild Packs of Roaming Animal Abusers |
Last night in chat a couple of different people said, I hate animal abusers. And it struck me as an odd statement. Because who doesnt hate animal abusers? Does anyone love them? Anyone? Does anybo...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Apr 2005 20:05:00 GMT |
I Am Pagliacci |
Has anyone else noticed that theres a blissful lack of annoying cultural catch phrases lately? Theres no (obnoxious Austin Powers voice) Groooovy, baaaby. Theres no Waaaaasup? Theres no (Ace V...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Apr 2005 20:50:00 GMT |
