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Sarah

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm 27 and a down to earth kinda chick. I love music, travel, and art. I believe a sense of humor (though morbid at times) can get you through any day. I'm sarcastic and brutally honest. I'm a freelance photographer trying to make a name for myself. I love photography. To me it acts as an escape from the constant ass kissing and role playing (not even the good kinky kind) that is expected out of us every day in the corporate world. I've had a thousand jobs, usually requiring me to a wear a ridiculous outfit...I once had to wear a beanie with a propeller on it! Or repeating something so many times that I feel like a drone "hello, (whatever hell hole)...this is (who gives a shit)..How can I help you?" Hell to me is a cubicle. So, to make a long story longer...Being a photographer for me is creating a moment being completely honest or tell an entertaining lie in which no one gets hurt. Either way I'm showing you how I saw it, what angle, what light...details in a situation that I wanted to control even if just for a second. Something in that just seems pure.

My Interests

im all about loki 13

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who needs some photography work done...Record Comapanies, Bands, Models, any PR connection...Pet Owners...Angry Dwarfs....any one or anything that will keep my camera in my hand and bills paid. As far as meeting men.... I want a tattoed, open minded freak who can hold a job and his liquor. I'm a hopeless romantic, but not unrealistic. I'd like to meet one that doesn't have a girlfriend...or who isn't still in love with his past one. I don't like being compared to anyone...especially not the bitch that made the man damaged goods...and in my experience they always go back for a second beating when I could of treated them equally like shit...if thats what they wanted in the first place. MY TOP TEN RELATIONSHIP KILLERS Rule 1: You should not live with your mother if you are over the age of 18...unless she is deathly ill....living with mom makes you as attractive as an unexplained body fungi. Rule 2: A job is a good thing to have..call me crazy, but hot water and lights are a luxury I can't live without. Rule 3: Stay out of jail...I'm way to broke to bail you out every weekend. Rule 4: No kids...sorry no mamma drama for me. I'd get pregnant if I could be assured I'd have puppies. Rule 5: Must love travel...I can't stand to be with a man scared to leave his living room. Rule 6: This rule is a touchy one, I know men and video games have the same mental connection as a crackhead and his pipe, but ...if you spend more than 8 hours a day slaying mythological creatures or blowing heads off...you should have the same hand and eye coordination and enthusiasm when conquering my Land of Poondanda. Rule 7: If your drug habits cause me to question why my household items are missing...don't wonder why your key doesn't work in my lock. Rule 8: Ah Jealousy...always a reason behind chaos and stupid arguments.... Rule 9: Be Spontanious! life and love should be fun and filled with unexpected small pleasures...try to think beyond dinner and movie every weekend Rule 10: This is a big one....No Lying!! These rules are not bound to any particular order, but are a good place to start when even thinking of getting in my pantsid also like to meet rodeo clown midgets who cross dress and breathe fire.

Music:

~Prince ~Anything Motown ~Incubus ~Janis Joplin ~Tool ~Black Crowes ~Perfect Circle ~Meshell N'degeocello ~Bjork ~Frank Zappa ~Miles Davis ~John Legend ~Soundgarden ~Tori Amos ~Ani DiFranco ~Blackeyed Peas ~Aerosmith ~Ben Harper ~Dave Navarro- damn that is one sexy man ~Guns N Roses ~Nine Inch Nails ~Janes Addiction ~Porno for Pyros ~Police ~Missy Elliot I'm a fan of music in general...its hard to sit and name bands..because there is a million trillion that I like. I like everything from heavy metal to opera...not too big into country though

Movies:

House of 1000 Corpses, Devil's Rejects, All of the Freddy movies...except for Jason vs. Freddy..that movie sucked big huge wampum toe! Anything with Bruce Cambell in it! Seven, Fight Club, I'm a sucker for musicals (I know I'm cool), I heart Huckabees, The Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, Vanilla Sky, Hudsucker Proxy Big Fish Shawshank Redemption Exorcist Boondock Saints Lock Stock and two Smoking Barrels Wedding Singer

Television:

I'm addicted to CSI or anything forensic I love my HBO... Six Feet Under and Carnival, Also, most of cartoons on Adult Swim..Family Guy is genius!

Books:

A Light in the Attic - Shel Silverstein and I've always been fond of Pop Up

Heroes:

I'm gonna go with Superman One thing that most, if not all super heroes have in common is a secret identity. For most of them being a super hero is the secret. Bruce Wayne becomes Batman when he puts on his cape, Peter Parker turns into Spider Man when he squeezes into spandex. But when Superman wakes up in the morning...he's Superman...The S on his chest was from the blanket he was found wrapped in as a baby....he has to put on a normal suit to function in the world as Clark Kent. His identity is his idea of what people are...he's weak, can't get the girl..and has a crappy job. He has to reduce himself to being mediocre and in that lies his secret. that and all the boys at holy mother tattoo

My Blog

born horny bastards

 The male fetus is capable of attaining an erection during the third trimester..so fellas next time you're fighting with your girlfriend..tell em you were born a horny bastard!
Posted by Sarah on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 03:36:00 PST