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About Me

I'm Elle(pronounced "L" ) and I am teaching myself German.. I like music. I TAMPA! I work in a bookstore. I drive too fast, play my music too loud, and never wash my Jeep. I like people with "J" names. I set a vaccum on fire once. I am a southern girl @ heart and CHIPOTLE. I like star wars. I Have a twisted/bizarre sense of humor. I don't like "people", but individual persons are okay. I like going to shows, I am indecisive. Spontaneity is the icing on the cake of life. Compassion is cool, but sympathy is not. I do not want to speak to you if you (a) were cool in highschool and/or are still "cool" now, (b) think self tanner gives you a "natural glow"(c) if you think paying $60 for a pair of bleached torn jeans is a good idea, or (d) think someone will go to hell for being gay or belive you have to go to church to be "saved"....and no I am not gay.
you're the daredevil! you love to take risks and be
on the 'dangerous side'. Just dont make any
wrong decisions!
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My Interests

Likes +old jeeps. +music. +piercings/tattoos. +boys who look dirty but smell good. +making middle america uncomfortable. +kisses on the cheek +drinking too much coffee DISLIKES-whales. -chocolate ice cream. -boys who look dirty and really are dirty. -"cry-ers" and "what are you thinking"-ers -when my toes are cold -riding the metro with crackheads -how people up north (being here) are rudeoh and btw: MASS MEDIA BREEDS IGNORANCEI also have the coolest brother!

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I'd like to meet:

other non traditionalists
I'm a sucker for:
a guy in a Jeep.
a nerdy guy.
a nerdy guy driving a CJ..7.

DO NOT MESSAGE ME : YOU WANT TO BE A "GANGSTA", IF WE HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON, .(again I stress this) DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF WE HAVE NOTHING IN SAY COMMON... DO NOT MESSAGE ME OR ASK TO BE MY FRIEND IF YOU STUFF LIKE "WWJD"....AND DO NOT...I REPEAT DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU WANT TO "HOLLA" AT ANYTHING OR WOULD REFER TO ME AS "MA". THNX.

Music:

Support local music. brand new,eagles of death metal,she wants revenge,hawthorne heights,fall out boy, the killers, the used,anberlin,story of the year,my chemical romance,from first to last,the black maria,boys night out, billy talent,senses fail,funeral for a friend,postal service,amber pacific,matcbook romance,taking back sunday,a7x,a-ha ,underoath,phil collins,Bon Jovi..Joy if i ever met him i would take one for the team,halifax,panic@the disco,Bayside, Hellogoodbye,theSTART ,autopilot off,copeland,AFI,Ultraviolet,Goldfrapp,M.I.A.,The Classic Crime,twilight singers.yea im gonna stop listing now, my brain hurts

Movies:

hmmm give me Ben Stiller movies,Star Wars-all of them, The Matrix Trilogy, Love Actually, Say Anything,The Power of One,Garden State,Closer(basically anything Natalie Portman),Napoleon Dynamite of course

Television:

I don't watch tv. "douche chill"

Heroes:

MARVEL, you know those super ones.

My Blog

I don't sleep. I wait.

1) Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.2) Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.3) Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck ...
Posted by Elle on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 07:30:00 PST

Let me embrace you with this Kiss.

January 30 ottobar LOVE. Chiodos...Boys Night Out....Armor For Sleep I am so there. are you? http://www2.missiontix.com/moreinfo.cfm?Product_ID=4156 be there or be lame...and wishing you had gone.....
Posted by Elle on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 07:39:00 PST

Backbeat the word is on the street...

that the fire in your heart is out. I Know you've heard it all before. GUTEN TAG, my friends! so another interesting night out...ahhh you sleep so well when you have been drinking. well with everythin...
Posted by Elle on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 10:43:00 PST

Last night I swallowed Liqour and a Lighter...

,and this morning I threw up fire. so last night was a fun night of bar hopping and diners. met some cool people, had lots of laughs, and a good ass breakfast quesadilla. I had been hesitant ...
Posted by Elle on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 08:30:00 PST

I can't sleep without you.

good times last forever.
Posted by Elle on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 03:35:00 PST

To Sodomy...is between god and me

To hand-crafted beers made in local breweries To yoga, to yogurt, to rice and beans and cheese To leather, to dildos, to curry vindaloo To huevos rancheros and Maya Angelou Emotion, devotion, to causi...
Posted by Elle on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 06:14:00 PST

Last night, I fell asleep next to a liar...

...and I woke up with a shiner. okay, it doesn't matter how "grown" a guy is, they never mature and act like grown ups. giggity giggity, alllright. and I'm cropping my sister out of that new pic ...
Posted by Elle on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 08:23:00 PST

monkey fucking a coconut

omg...... I AM IN LOVE. this man is the sex. so funny. ex: I was in my kitchen washing a dish. shoes?fuck shoes.... I would punch every bee...
Posted by Elle on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 10:01:00 PST

If I'm just bad news, then you're a LIAR.

Listen to these pearls of wisdom ladies!! 1. Do not assume that "Hot" buff guy is great in bed...those muscles are overcompensating for their lack in "other" areas. In my experience its the one you...
Posted by Elle on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 09:51:00 PST

Im a cashew, lets do this

Dane Cook, is my new love.
Posted by Elle on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 08:50:00 PST