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/johhn

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

music is my life. my band the collapse

http://www.myspace.com/thecollapse

I really enjoy philosophy and psychology. Talking philosophically or analytically with friends is the most fun I ever have. It's great to have two of my best friends be psychology majors haha. I really enjoy beer and am appaled by the drinking of beers like Miller Lite and Budweiser... wake up people: IT'S FUCKING AWFUL! IT'S NOT REALLY BEER! I drink REAL beer like Belgian Trappist Ale's, India Pale Ale's, Imperial Stout's, etc...
My favorite beer is:
It's considered the best tasting beer in the world. It's quite true... Unfortunately it costs $10 a bottle.
I've just begun my first steps toward becoming a home brewer and will soon start brewing.
A philosophical note on myself: I want to meet someone who doesn't lie about what they do, or like, or what they've experienced. I want to meet someone who is able to have an intellegent conversation. I'd like to sit down with someone who analyzes their opinions and themselves so that we can share ourselves openly with one another, to grow together to be better individuals.
oh and quick note... if you're a hardcore, emo, or screemo band i am not interested in going to your shows, i'm not interterested in listening to your music. I'm not interested in participating in the perpetuation of empty emotion through music, music that has little to no honesty in it and is simply created so that you may conform to a scene. thank you.
Here's some of my favorite "mistranslations:"
When he obtained older its genius came be more intense.

Tender knew that this work was never-ending and little appreciated but let her go at the cleaning for her self satisfaction...

The cockpit is a symbol of the life he had lived surrounded by the things of people he never knew but still all alone.

Tender had a goldfish, number six hundred and forty-one in a lifetime of goldfish.

I went from nerdy internet boy, to ladies man overnight. Thanks wolf sweater.

My Interests


fashion, movies, music, beer, homebrewing, radiohead, books, faulkner, tolstoy, joyce, video games, final fantasy, metal gear solid, silent hill, david bowie, conor oberst, david lynch, anime, ddr, torrents, beck, bass boost buttons, noise, cat girls, blah...

I'd like to meet:

The Internet is not a big truck!!!!

I'd love to meet anyone from this video so I could beat the living shit out of them...
Microsoft Surface Parody

as i said above: someone who can hold an intellegent conversation and/or a furry who could talk to me like this.
(sexifoxi299494) i take your fluffy tail and lick it up and down with my fox tongue

(horsecat) uhhghhh

(sexifoxi299494) mm you like that you dirty horse cat. i'll tug your tail a little bit while i suck it

(sexifoxi299494) now i'm reaching around and cupping your balls and squeezing them

(horsecat) oh my not too hard, i don't want my monacle and top hat to fall off

(sexifoxi299494) don't worry baby i'm a gentle magic fox dragon

(horsecat) i am trying to look back at you but i am a horse and cannot see behind me

(sexifoxi299494) oh you LIKE to watch don't you, you dirty equine. you fucking love it you stag.

Music:

david bowie.

radiohead.

bright eyes.

the arcade fire.

beck.

bjork.

the faint.

einsturzende neubauten.

the cure.

cake.

blur.

mgmt.

menomena.

nine inch nails.

blonde redhead.

the black keys.

asobi seksu.

lcd soundsystem.

interpol.

feist.

deerhoof.

modest mouse.

the beach boys.

of montreal.

imogen heap.

tori amos.

elliot smith.

peter bjorn and john.

squarepusher.

phil collins.

genesis.

tears for fears.

talking heads.

the collapse.

q and not u.

bloc party.

venetian snares.

depeche mode.

placebo.

t.rex.

holy molar.

punish yourself.

the locust.

killing joke.

marilyn manson.

frank zappa.

the mars volta.

joy division.

pixies.

sonic youth.

the dismemberment plan.

melt banana.

john lennon.

the beatles.

george harrison.

daft punk.

error.

the flaming lips.

frank black.

lou reed.

the velvet underground.

thelonious monk.

tom petty.

syd barrett.

pink floyd.

smashing pumpkins.

pulp.

system of a down.

the dresden dolls.

queens of the stone age.

wes montgomery.

fiona apple.

i'm done.

Movies:


INLAND EMPIRE. Crash (the David Cronenberg one). The Fly. A Clockwork Orange. Eyes Wide Shut. Full Metal Jacket. Brazil. The Day The Earth Stood Still. Videodrome. Existenz. Pi. Eraserhead. Lost Highway. Colossus: The Forbin Project. Strange Days. The TV Set. Eastern Promises. Mulholland Drive. Blue Velvet. Being John Malkovich. A Streetcar Named Desire. Angel-A. Ashes and Diamonds. Possession. Provincial Actors. Being There. Dead Ringers. 12 Monkeys. Memento. Fight Club. The Elephant Man. The Brown Bunny. Pan's Labyrinth. Interview With The Vampire. Scenes From A Marriage. Factotum. Ikiru. The Host. Little Children. Dancer In The Dark. Dracula. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Amadeus. Party Monster. The Ring. House On Haunted Hill. Requiem For A Dream. Evil Dead. Closer. American Beauty. Vanilla Sky. Velvet Goldmine. Mean Girls. Naked Lunch. Cabin Fever. Donnie Darko. Garden State. Batman. Batman Begins. Crash (the other one). Akira. Me And You And Everyone We Know. Chakushin Ari. Vampire Hunter D. Monty Python and The Meaning of Life. Grave of the Fireflies. Project A-ko. The Life Aquatic. Cowboy Bebop. Perfect Blue. Midnight Cowboy. Old Boy. Monty Python and The Holy Grail. Chinatown. I'm done.

Television:

Lost. Californication. The X Files. Star Trek. Star Trek: TNG. Star Trek: Voyager. Curb Your Enthusiasm. Avatar: The Last Airbender. The Tick (Live-Action and Cartoon). Seinfield. Serial Experiments Lain. Cowboy Bebop. Boogiepop Phantom. CSI:. Whenever they play fashion shows on the style channel. good stand up comedians. Best Week Ever. Robot Chicken. Futurama. Card Captor Sakura. Blue Seed. El Hazard. Niea Under Seven. Haibane Renmei. Paranoia Agent. Now and Then, Here and There. Final Fantasy Unlimited. Samurai Champloo. Record of Lodoss War OVA. and a bunch more anime but i'm done.

Books:

Notes From Underground. The Information Bomb. Snow Crash. Anna Karenina. Memoirs Found In A Bathtub. The Painted Bird. I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream. Less Than Zero. American Psycho. Ulysses. A Clockwork Orange. A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man. The Death of Ivan Ilytch. The Canterbury Tales. As I Lay Dying. The Hitchhiking Game. Rules Of Attraction. The Sound and The Fury. A Rose For Emily. Hunters In The Snow. Macbeth. Soft Machine. Naked Lunch. Lolita. blah...

Heroes:

the three davids: david bowie, david lynch, and david cronenberg. thom yorke. conor oberst.

My Blog

Form: Erratic

People are what they have to be. We conform to whatever standards and behaviors we determine our friends expect. We are a conglomerate of expectations. Like Pavlov's dogs we grow accustomed to stim...
Posted by /johhn on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 11:58:00 PST

megacon!

went to megacon today. met some cool people. got hit on by a guy who was extremely gay (not that there's anything wrong with that). purchased a large assortment of final fantasy pins. missing the th...
Posted by /johhn on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 09:27:00 PST

Forgetting

i can't fucking believe i nearly forgot about dre!!
Posted by /johhn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Avril Lavigne loves Japanese girls...

I am a Japanese for junior high school two years of the fan of Avril.anxious in whether for writing in such homepages to come out for the first time, and to be wrong in English.since you cannot carry ...
Posted by /johhn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST