I ♥ MIKES MOM, YOU NASTY BEAST

...I still remember the first day I met her.

She gave me my first kiss.

She was my first everything.

But too bad she also gave me my first encounter with herpes.

Damn you Mike's Mom. You told me you loved me.

Too bad, you also loved every other man in town...

( Harvey and Mike )

...and now I am just sad...

...you left me with a broken heart and an itchy crotch.

( Mike's Mom and Myin )

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