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mad scientist gone stupid

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About Me

i was a 19 year old father and damn proud of it. i'm trying to do the right thing by taking care of the girl i love and my daughter, whom is the cutest thing on the planet. life has gotten a little harder for me but i wouldn't change a thing about it. i still like to have my fun with fire and weaponry even though my girlfriend (someday my wife) is against it, mostly for my safety, but a boy must have his toys.
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Brick of C4
Your Favorite Target: Midgets
Your Kill Count: 404,321,782,938,456,654,256,465,652,657,123,457,665,221,285, 865,987,192,456
Your Battle Cry: "Bubbles!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 0.5
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $79,939,087,819,559,432,957,481,351,575,366,985,485,858,365, 544,112
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 9%
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Kissing Skill Level - 16%
Cudding Skill Level - 19%
Sex Skill Level - 91%
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Why They Hate You You get tongue-tied when they ask you to talk dirty to them.
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You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
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My Interests

airsoft, fire arms, heavy weaponry, blondes, blue/green eyed women( my girlfriend), sports, and emphasis on television. also sex is good but i'm a strong believer in monogomy.

I'd like to meet:

any one into the same crap i am

Music:

i like almost everything that is in the english language. i can't stand pop though or anything teeny bopper, especially that slut brittany spears. but here are some examples of the type of music i like.

Movies:

anything with explosions, maybe a little nudity, and explosions, comedy is nice too. oh yeah and explosions are really cool. did i mention explosions, i like fire.

Television:

watch it all the time

Books:

??? whats a book???

Heroes:

any one who can eat more than me or can make bigger explosions than i can, either gastronomically or chemically.

My Blog

life fucken sucks

i'm sick of this shit, and i don't feel like trying anymore, and don't worry i'm not going to do anything stupid so don't fucken bother me!
Posted by mad scientist gone stupid on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 01:21:00 PST

i'm sorry

i'm such an asshole. i look back and just realized i was neglecting my girlfriend and today i yelled at my daughter for the smallest mistake. i wish i hadn't and now i feel like shit and i wish there ...
Posted by mad scientist gone stupid on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 01:18:00 PST

in bed

you ever fart under your covers then lift them to take a wif??
Posted by mad scientist gone stupid on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 01:59:00 PST

random thoughts and phrases

evil guinea pigs are plotting to take over a gumball machine. banging a computer = cyber sex?? do used jim socks taste good?? what happens when god dies? you know you need a shower when you can smell ...
Posted by mad scientist gone stupid on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 03:06:00 PST

my random thoughts of the week

is there such a thing as break up sex? do dogs get drunk? how much vicodin does it take to cure heart break? can you feel alive when your dead? how far should a pencil be shoved up a nose? can you rea...
Posted by mad scientist gone stupid on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 11:22:00 PST

random thoughts and phrases of the week

if you have sex with an apple does it make apple sauce?? if you mix coconuts and my nuts would it taste good? if you ate enough flowers would your crap smell nice? tiny army men marching in my spleen ...
Posted by mad scientist gone stupid on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 08:33:00 PST

CANDY!!!!!!!!

You know the best thing about having the cutest daughter on halloween? its all the candy they rake in for you to eat. she's too young to eat candy so i have to do it for her and since she's so cute sh...
Posted by mad scientist gone stupid on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 09:19:00 PST

rain

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttt!!!! there's rain now i dont have to wash my car!!!!!
Posted by mad scientist gone stupid on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 08:46:00 PST

ever got that itch that you can't scratch???

Man yesterday at work out of nowhere while i was helping a customer i got two of those itches. they were in places inappropriate to scratch in the work place plus the female i was helping would have p...
Posted by mad scientist gone stupid on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 08:57:00 PST

my dad's a dumb ass

well on saturday my dad was doing something in the back yard and his dumb ass broke the faucet for the garden hose and now we had to shut our water off because it all splurts out into the back yard. w...
Posted by mad scientist gone stupid on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 08:46:00 PST