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About Me

I go to school, work landscaping and painting, have a beer and relax with friends on the weekends. At school I'm focusing on languages mostly. I like learning languages. I cook on the side for fun and have gotten really good at it. I drink, but not too heavily...or at least I try to keep from drinking too heavily. Fish and go hiking in the summer. Listen to good music and enjoy long, spur of the moment road trips that may or may not lead someplace new and exciting. I cuss like a sailor and am the biggest fucking asshole you will ever meet.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

New drinking buddies, card players, video gamers, fishermen, hikers, road trippers...anybody. People who like poop jokes. Anybody who can put up with my total awesomeness.Footnote: I get requests from obviously fake accounts constantly(you know, those ones with the profile that lasts maybe 2 days and it only has one picture and it's from a victorias secret catalogue or some shit). I don't care if you take the time to read this or not, normally I would add anybody who asks to and then just email them to get to know them, but because of this kinda spamming I'm just gonna deny any request that doesn't come with an email too. I'm sure all of you who want to add me but don't read this will somehow find a way to continue living your lives without the shining light that is my personality brightening your every day.

My Blog

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logged back into myspace after fantastic summer without it, have a bunch of emails to reply to, not gonna bother changing my page or any of that shit...hilarious happy birthday comment, toni...thank y...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:52:00 GMT

MOTHERFUCK!

I was about the write the most insightful blog I had even written, but then I took a dump and completely forgot what it was I was going to write about. DAMN YOU POOPOO!!!!
Posted by on Sun, 13 May 2007 00:33:00 GMT

I can't think of a subject title

I'll start off by saying that I'm on a bunch of daily prescription meds. Specifically I'm taking Adderall, Welbutrin and Zoloft. The Adderall's for the ADD, the Zoloft is for panic attacks...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 11:31:00 GMT

the novelty is starting to wear off

I've lost track of how many weeks I've been without my cellphone. Not like I used it alot, I never have much to say on the phone...I do enough of that horseshit at work. ...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 11:08:00 GMT

holy mother of fuck

That rare moment of free time without access to tv, porn or videogames has revealed itself to me since the gap between my russian and french class has broadened due to my russian cl...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:44:00 GMT

Fucking classes

I hate registering for classes, not because it's a hassle or because I don't know what I want to take or all the classes I want are full. I hate registering for classes because I don't really fe...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 14:01:00 GMT

Sleepy poots of jam

Ever be sleepy enough not to think straight? It's kinda cool, I almost feel high. It's worth it, I just wish I could train my body to adjust to either allow me more sleep or to function be...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 21:28:00 GMT

Where all the blogs come from?

The answer is I just really don't want to spend the gaps in between my classes researching for a big term paper due after Thanksgiving break. Yeah my paper will suffer for it, I doubt I write be...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 14:09:00 GMT

wha happa?

I dunno if I just forgot to hit post blog or something, but I had written a really fucking long and obviously fucking awesome blog the day following elections and now I don't see it.I've lost the mome...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 21:38:00 GMT

John's church of annoying the shit out of strangers on the phone

Don't waste your time reading this unless you're a telemarketer, it's really fucking boring...just goes to show how bored I am right now...wishing I was at work instead of school. Some observations I'...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 10:35:00 GMT