About Me
I'M CALIFORNIAN, THAT MEANS...Our GIRLS & GUYS are WAYYYY hotter than yours! I NEVER do my own yard work! I say "like" and "fo sho" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "bro" and "sick" and I say them often All the porn you watch is made here, cause we f**k better and thats how it is I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe and Big Bear I can wear T-shirts, shorts, and sandals all year long i go to the Beach on a regular basis - not "down to the shore" I can go surfing and snowboarding in the same day!!! I know 65 mph really means 80 When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and they accept it and give it back, because that's the California way The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 16 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border) My governator can kick your governors ass! %D%A%D%A- I can go out at midnight You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD!!! We don't stop at stop signs... We do a "California Roll" No cop no stop baby! I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them) I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more then yours, which means I'm better than you The best athletes come from here
