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KriSTONE

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Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk . .
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate
Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more drinks for me, I've reached my limit.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) Please take the shooters back, let's have water.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero coordination.
I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.
k) Look, it would be great to have a fuck but I hardly know you and we will only feel really embarrassed and awkward in the morning.
l) That girl is looking at my boyfriend but I am sure its just because she knows him or something.
m) That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly wouldn't try balancing on it with this short skirt on in case I fell off.
n) I must get to my bed as I could never have a really good sleep in that hedge.
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Name? Nicknames?: Kristen aka DONKEY
Birth date?: July 5th, 1987
Do you have any siblings? Do you get along with them?: a bruther, yes very well
What are you wearing right now?: sweatpants, tank top
Who do you live with?: Lauren
Do you have any pets?: not here
What's your favorite food?: pistachios, eatin them now
Hey slacker, what's your G.P.A.?: 2.8
What's your major?: Psychology
Is your room messy or clean right now?: clean..just got back here
What's your favorite alcoholic drink?: tarantula tequila
What's your favorite non-alcoholic drink?: orangeade
How do you feel about cigarette smoking?: whatever you prefer..
If you don't recognize the number on your caller ID, do you answer?: sometimes
How many speeding tickets have you recieved?: zero..knock on sum woood
What's your favorite clothing store?: Delia's
Do you sleep with a stuffed toy? What is it?: yes, its a fish
When was the last time you were on a diet?: couple months ago
Once you're finished with school, what will your profession be?: Child psychologist
What is a long term goal of yours? short term?: long term-get through college.... short term-study for this test and stop playing on myspace
What is your favorite type of fast food?: does panera count?
Have you ever truly been in love?: im not sure if it was true love..but i can say true lust..high five on that one
Ever cheated on your bf/gf?: nah..but been cheated on
What kind of car do you drive?: jeep cherokee
Where did you go on your funnest vacation?: Myrtle Beach
What's your favorite holiday?: New Years
What is your favorite sport to watch? to play?: Soccer and Soccer
Where did/will you go for your 21st birthday?: hmmm..probably BT's
Do you usually get ready for class or just wear sweats?: HAH..very rarely do i get ready..i roll out of bed 5 minutes before class and wear the same clothes
Would you rather go to a club to dance or a sit-down bar?: DANCE..if im drinking
How many car accidents have you been in? How many were your fault?: zero..knock on sum wood again
Have you ever tried chewing tobacco?: ew no
Who was the last person you spoke on the telephone with?: Lindsey
Do you chew on the straw?: yes i do
What are you listening to right now?: absolutely nothing..its quiet
What star/celebrity do most people say you resemble?: well according to the heritage website..i am a mixture of beyonce, angelina, and drew barrymore
When was the last time you recieved mail other than junk mail and bills?: havent checked my mail for a week and a half
What brand of tennis shoes do you prefer?: New Balance
What did you dress up as last Halloween?: French Maid
What brand of shampoo and conditioner do you use?: SUAVE
Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?: my dad
What do you have on your bedroom walls?: pictures and drawings
What was the last movie you saw in the theater? Was it good?: Taladega Nights..no the previews showed every single funny part
About how many friends from high school do you still talk to?: none from hanover..my friends in high school and now are the same people but they didnt go to the same school as me
What are you biggest peeves?: drunk typing, annoying squeky"oh my god" voices
Are your parents still together?: yeshappily married 25 years
What is your favorite color?: pink
What sports did you play in high school?: volleyball
Are you a lover or a fighter?: loverrr
Do you read the Bible?: no
Do you like to go camping?: yes
I know you don't like books, so what is your favorite magazine?: Cosmo
Do you keep a journal?: i have a book that i write in when i get pissed off but i don't write in it everyday
What's your favorite animal?: dogs
When is the last time you puked?: the night i did way too many keg stands
Have you ever broken any bones?: nope
Can you drive a stick-shift car?: yes
Who is your favorite actor/actress?: Nicolas Cage
Do you wear a lot of jewelry?: when i get dressed up
What kind of underwear are you wearing right now?: nada..Oprah says you gotta breatheee..HA
What cologne/perfume do you wear?: Ralph Lauren Romance
Wal-Mart or Target?: Target
Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend or major crush? Who is it!?: n/a..guys SUCK!
What size bed do you have in your room?: twin
What food can you absolutely not stand to eat?: anything raw
Are you more like your mom or your dad?: mixture..im moody like my mom..and goofy like my dad
Do you floss your teeth?: haha..no
Who is your BFF (best friend forever)?: Lindsey, Natalia
How long was your longest relationship?: pppshhhhittt...4 months
Why did it end?: cuz apparently there was a better girl out there than me
Do you snore (don't lie!)? Steal the covers? Roll around in your sleep?: im a heavy breather..not a snorer
Are you outgoing, or do you keep to yourself most of the time?: outgoing
Do you smile with your teeth when getting your picture taken?: yes
What is your main ring tone on your phone?: Mario Vasquez -Gallery
When is the last time you worked out?: today
Who is your favorite professional athlete?: Ben Roethlisberger
When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?: teacher
Do you know how to sew?: yes i do..but i have very little patience so i dont sew long
About how many pairs of jeans do you own?: 8
Do you like short or long hair on someone of the opposite sex?: short
Have you ever been to the stripclub?: no
What was the last shot you took? When was this?: well i drank beer when i was home..so last shot was last tuesay and it was bacardi
What are your bad habits?: impatient
Have you ever been fired from a job?: nah
What was the last live sporting event you attended?: alvins soccer game
Do you consider yourself to be religious?: no
Have you ever ridden in an ambulence?: yes
Did you ever wear braces?: no
Are you artistic/creative?: yes
What kind of mood are you in right now?: tired
What time is it?: 12:03
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Ozone
311
Kottonmouth Kings
Flipsyde
Cascada
Presidents of the United States
Incubus
Mario Vasquez
Reel Big Fish
Jem
Nelly Fertado
Bad Religion
System of a Down
Dixie Chicks
Rascal Flatts
Strawman
Rehab the Band
Our Lady Peace
36 Mafia
Phantom Planet
Eamon
Darude
Lil Wyte
I'm obsessed with Requiem for a Dream theme song, and the Boondox Saints theme song
basically any techno..

Movies:

Gone in 60 Seconds
Boondox Saints
American History X
Requiem for a Dream
Lord of War
Waiting
The Hole
Dirty Love
Fight Club
Hostage

Television:

Family Guy
Grey's Anatomy
Nip/Tuck
CSI

Books:

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Heroes:

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My Blog

Grandma's poem

This poem is old its from January 31st, 2005, the day my grandma died. But i was going through my poems and felt like posting it. I'm sitting here alone wondering why? Why your life ended and you had...
Posted by Kristen Marie on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 05:11:00 PST

so scuuurrred.

So..I got into Radford today..I've been wanting to go there for 3 years now..ever since my brother left and went there..I wanted this for so long..and now I actually got in and im so sad. I have a lif...
Posted by Kristen Marie on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 09:45:00 PST