Your Deadly Sins
Envy: 40%
Sloth: 40%
Wrath: 40%
Greed: 20%
Gluttony: 0%
Lust: 0%
Pride: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 20%
You will die in a duel. How Sinful Are You?East London Lust: The Piratess Amanda, of East London lost her dog so she asked Pirate Skeeter Man-Eater to bring him back so fast. She was so hot that London had eight earthquakes and Skeeter fell in love so hard!! The dog was threatening to jump off of a building, so Skeeter tried to catch him but the building turned into a sea of 1,000,000 totally bodacious chicks. Out of nowhere the dog started surfing on the sea of bodacious chicks. Skeeter had to see the Piratess again, so he busted out a pirate ship and chased the dog all day. One chick told Skeeter that he could marry all of them if he let the dog jump off of another building. If you think you know what happens next you can just kill yourself in the face because the moral of this story is major unpredictable!! Skeeter morphed into the meanest pirate ever and burned all of the chicks hair with an instant-torch so fast. He grabbed the dog and found the Piratess Amanda in a secret place and declared his love for her. She blushed so much that the dog EXPLODED INTO ICE!!!!!!!! She sailed off into the sunset, not a whirlpool, and Skeeter was a super happy pirate forever. Somewhere a dog howled into the moonlight and too many waves crashed gently on the shore while a flute played quietly. In the background, North London explodedIf you didnt hear the flute or weep a tear after this story, then you have total dumbness and can never be a pirate.Trees laugh!: If you are not a pirate and you think you know what laughing is...think again!! You probably don't even know what going to the zoo means. The moral is, one time a pirate told such a funny joke that his eye patch exploded into ice!!!!!!!! If you heard this joke, you would probably step on your cat from laughing like a totally uncool bozo. So the pirate went to the forest to tell the joke in real earth life peace to see if it really was funny. 1,000,000 trees laughed so hard at the joke forever!! The pirate was so mad at the trees for being so gay that he ate a moose. For no reason (probably because he is totally mean, duh) the pirate lit the whole forest on fire with a big torch for real. For your information, that was a bodacious moral!!.... ..I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!
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