Corwin Breton, IV, Esq.

--My name is Corey and I am not an alcoholic. --I am originally from Connecticut, but now I live in Brooklyn. --I use too much toilet paper. --I can't wait to be a starving artist. --I don't like ketchup, i think it's gross. --Whenever I'm at a diner I always order the same thing: cheddar cheese omelette with white toast and home fries. Then I have to put pieces of the omelette on the toast to eat it. And I never eat the home fries. Why don't i just get an egg and cheese sandwich you may ask. I don't know I just like it better this way. --I have a pair of pink shoes that I absolutely adore. --Sometimes I get stoned and ponder the meaning of life. --I hate feet. They're stinky. --I have a potty mouth. --I love double meanings. --I would die for my friends. --I always use two tissues to blow my nose. --My parents don't believe in air conditioning. --I am not so secretly in love with Jake Gyllenhaal. --Bonnaroo is like Christmas for me. --Music is very important to me. I wouldn't survive without it. --I have a lovely singing voice (so I'm told). --I can play the piano and the guitar. --I love to dance. EVERYWHERE. I use the term loosely. --The Quaker Oat man freaks me out. --The Burger King guy freaks me out more. --I fucking love the Beatles. --I am deathly afraid of crabs, lobsters, spiders, bees, and sea urchins. That's right, sea urchins. --I've met Rufus Wainwright twice and almost died both times. --I hate About Me sections. --I enjoy long walks on the beach (sorry I had to throw that one in there).Well, that's just the basics. If you wanna know more, just ask.